[VIDEO] Duke Nukem Forever Reveal Trailer : HALOLZ

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PewnyPL 86p · 744 weeks ago

"Hell, I'd still hit it"
That made me laugh like hell for some reason

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El_bruno 109p · 744 weeks ago

Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Strong Language
Mature Humor
Nudity
Strong Sexual Content
Use of Drugs and Alcohol

You know a game will be awesome when it gives you 7 reasons to buy it before the trailer starts.

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dekuskrub1 82p · 744 weeks ago

at first it looked a lot like halo to me
but then he started punching aliens in the crotch and i felt a warm feeling of nastalgia

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Potatotube 94p · 744 weeks ago

I've Got Statue's Of Steel.

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Pie Row 101p · 744 weeks ago

Hmm why exactly is he punching some random flag? I mean thats not even- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 744 weeks ago

"Oh I wonder whats on Halolz today---"

*Immediately becomes a bodybuilder with a minigun*

"...holy shit."

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AuraMaster 107p · 744 weeks ago

So, what's gonna be the new post on Halolz today? Duke Nukem? Probably a fan-made video about what the game will be. Lemme just-- *watches video*

*nose bleed* I came.

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Ichiinu 88p · 744 weeks ago

That was a LOT of pixelation.

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Vabolo 118p · 744 weeks ago

After seeing the trailer, I will say this to the aliens:

Urine big trouble now!

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Virlunae 87p · 744 weeks ago

"But, they made one mistake... they shouldn't have gone after our women."

Hell, I'd be pissed too if the aliens did that.

On a side note, those schoolgirls were making out in front of a picture of Duke. Did he found an all-girl's school?

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Super_Pickle 41p · 744 weeks ago

Well, it turns out that the Mayan calender was wrong.

The world is actually going to end on march 2nd at midnight.

No universe can handle Duke Nukem Forever.

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Doc_ock_rokc 92p · 744 weeks ago

This and bulletstorm is going to mark the return of "Crazy" shooters.
About Fucking Time

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Angemon300 86p · 744 weeks ago

I've never played a Duke Nukem game, so I'm obviously not as excited as everyone else about this, but thats not saying I'm not ****ting myself with anticipation.

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FlareKitsu 52p · 744 weeks ago

And still will be out before Black Mesa.

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Dr.Panda 112p · 744 weeks ago

Master Chief who?

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 744 weeks ago

Seriously... why am I the only one that isn't already fanboying this game?

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Strykerblade 97p · 744 weeks ago

Do you see all those things on that list?
Next to the great big "M"?
There's your proof this game is going to be absolutely EPIC.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 744 weeks ago

I'd make a joke about how late it was, but I think the trailer already made every joke about it.

Oh, wait, here's one. He took so long because he lost Froggy.

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Edeye 80p · 744 weeks ago

It's so beautiful, so intense!
What does it mean!?

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frozen_terror 26p · 744 weeks ago

it's time to kick bubblegum and chew ass
an i'm all out of ass.

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Luigi676 76p · 744 weeks ago

Crysis' multiplayer trailer used the same music. It seemse it's a hot commodity for trailers these days.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 744 weeks ago

Good news: the website says you can play the demo when you buy the GotY Version of Borderlands.

Bad news: **** I JUST ****ING BOUGHT BORDERLANDS.

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bastardsweater 82p · 744 weeks ago

Well, my expectations for this game just went from -0 to OMGZ THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.

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Doctor Rover 91p · 744 weeks ago

I really hope what the Duke was tickling at the end....
wasn't an "end"

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Acrazymonke 93p · 744 weeks ago

Somone needs to make that controller at the end.

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MorningMoon 97p · 744 weeks ago

I could write something witty, or see this for the hundred time this week.
The choice is easy.

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VJoe10 67p · 744 weeks ago

I was gonna say something witty here but this trailer is too awesome for words.

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 744 weeks ago

It's time to kick ass.

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EternalAzhrei 52p · 744 weeks ago

Man, this is so typical of Duke Nukem... even the TRAILER is taking a while to load.

I guess slow is just a general theme for Duke, eh?

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Nyoron 72p · 744 weeks ago

I have been waiting so long for this! Finally! on a sidenote, invaders must die makes anything epic.

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Strike_low 75p · 744 weeks ago

Forever A King!
or Forever F@@King!

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The AntiVillain 89p · 744 weeks ago

Duke Nukem does Rodney Dangerfield proud

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Drifting_Mist 70p · 744 weeks ago

Hey, looks like a good game so what... A GOD ALIEN TITS D:

No but all jokes aside, if it comes out im gettin' it, if its good im gettin' the rest o' em :D

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FutureGentlman 84p · 744 weeks ago

Alright, lets hear it.
Who needs new pants now?

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zeldafan8 76p · 744 weeks ago

I have nothing to say. So instead I shall watch this again.

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Flamerider 81p · 744 weeks ago

Alright Duke, it's been well over a century.
Hit me with all you got!

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Koepz 85p · 744 weeks ago

I hope he remembered some bubble gum.

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Flamerider 81p · 744 weeks ago

Prodigy Music?

Doing that right after Scott Pilgrim vs The World did it is just suspicious.

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mckillyoface 64p · 744 weeks ago

May 3rd can't come soon enough. :D

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JboneDRS 70p · 743 weeks ago

Hope this time they won't tell us to blow it out our ass.

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Cactuar213 63p · 744 weeks ago

I really hope there isn't any invisible head-shot scripted cheaters in game.

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Smirky 104p · 744 weeks ago

I could write a 50 page essay about why I want this game but.....OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG...........

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artiksilver 74p · 744 weeks ago

I was still a kid when I played 3D, and even though I couldn't really understand what he said (didn't really know english back then), it was still all sorts of awesome!

I WANT IT!

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BlueMario 40p · 744 weeks ago

I'm not even into FPS or M or A rated games, and this is STILL AWESOME. Love the quips

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qwefg 63p · 744 weeks ago

Strident... If it was never made then duke would have come bacl sooner.

Still I wounder what the health packs will be? (gum,beer, B(mature)ies?)

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Tobikun 92p · 744 weeks ago

The awesomeness it makes me want to punch aliens in the crotch until they cry.

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khodo63 43p · 744 weeks ago

I saw this just before logging on here, but what I didn't see was ESRB's rating for it. All of those reasons for an M are reasons to buy it brand new after standing in the cold for four hours. I'd just have to bring plenty of gum.

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coolsnape 62p · 744 weeks ago

aww gross remove nudity and il buy

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Xenrek 66p · 744 weeks ago

WOOT, havent played a Duke since i was a wee lad with my first "modern" console. well its about time they brought him back, video game character of the century, amiright?

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