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It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 9:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (429 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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I liked the part where you press space
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16 replies · active 743 weeks ago
Press Space to Comment!
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9 replies · active 744 weeks ago
What the fuck is this shit? What do you mean I can't play? What the hell is a space bar?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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5 replies · active 743 weeks ago
Dammit, this game is too hard! The controls are too difficult, and I keep getting killed on the first encounter!
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
Speedrun mode: Hold space
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
Sadly for him, the golden sword only deals as much damage as a wooden one.
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4 replies · active 744 weeks ago
How come there aren't any "Press Alt-F4" games out there?
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10 replies · active 744 weeks ago
anybody else see at the end this was based on Sony's God of War series? hilaaaarious
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Wow, this is the first RPG I've played all the way through!

Thanks, Halolz!
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5 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Can't let you press that, spacebar.
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Came back from vacation just to enter Halolz and face a game even harder than SpongeBob's Boat-O-Cross.

I need some rest again.
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I'm stuck on the white thing. Is there a walkthrough anywhere?
Please help guyz.
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2 replies · active 744 weeks ago
This ain't a cut scene! PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE!
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2 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Greatest. Game. Evar.
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Thanks to all my W+M1 pyro days,

this game is easy.
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Sadly this is what RPGs are slowly becoming. No depth, just pressing the same buttons to do everything without thinking.

Well at least we still have Dragon Age. An awesome older-style RPG, with strategic combat and less focus on things like graphics or cool action or...

*Looks at Dragon Age 2 previews*

*cries*
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
"It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…"
That kind of worries me too. you should play better RPGs.
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
SPACE BARS ON MOTORCYCLES!!
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Phew that was tough but whenever I was confronted with insurmountable odds I just stuck to my guns. My secret? I pressed space.
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Too linear.
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Looks like somebody found the Newgrounds front page. Shawn?

Clarification: the link goes to a flash adaptation of a review a stupid person made for the PSTW game.
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I couldn't resist button mashing.
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
The best part was at the end of the credits. Press space to find out what it was.
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That was the hardest game I've ever played. This blows Minesweeper out of the ground.
See what I did there?
....I'll....I'll wait outside...
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My computer hadn't enough space to run this.

Now laugh.
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Is it wrong that I had fun :D?
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Was I the only one that expected the last hit of the limit break to say "MISS!"?
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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This is the game that was presented to Christ on his birth.
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Press space to Jason.
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Wasn't Final Fantasy XIII something like this?
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
wow, I play a lot of JRPGs, but I only played one game that was cliched like that, and that was Tales of Destiny for the ps1. :l
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
This game was

*glasses*

well spaced out.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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actualyl, i havn't seen story writing this good for a while
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Press space to put spaces between words in this comment.
Press Ctrl+shift+space to think of witty comment
Go to space to press space
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I think I will use this game every time I feel like picking up a new or replaying an old RPG, I can get the same basic experience and story, but in much much much less time...

...then again, what do I need all that free time for anyways?
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Press space bar to begin New Game+
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Screw that! I'm going to SPACE!
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That game was way to freaking hard D: The controls were to confusing!
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Spacebar?
You want the spacebar??

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPACEBAR!!!

*Also, press Space to +1*
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1 reply · active 744 weeks ago
Based on God of War eh? Well to paraphrase Yahtzee...

"Press circle to insta-kill weak enemies, I like to call it the 'fuck you' button."
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AUGH! Why aren't there more save points? This is the worst game ever!
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THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME! These graphics are the best ive seen, and such streamlined controls! It feels as if i AM the nameless swordsman! Obvious sarcasm works wonders.
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Simply brilliant.
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Aw damn, I wasn't logged in to get a medal =(
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Reminds me of Castlevania for some reason....
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Am I the only one who realized that you don't rescue the princess?
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
I just randomly was looking at videos today and found this related one.
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Holy shit, how did they pirate a copy of Final Fantasy onto flash?
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Pfft. One button is so last year. I use THREE for Touhou, and FOUR for Fire Emblem.
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3 replies · active 744 weeks ago
Wow. I feel good about myself. I just completed two RPG's within an hour. I just got done with the original Dragon Warrior and then I sit down to my computer and play this. I feel really accomplished today.
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