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STOP! Heavy time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 28, 2010 · 1:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (146 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Explosives, Fists of Fury, Lords of the Dance, Musical, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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*Dons monocle*

Frozen water, frozen water, infants.
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4 replies · active 746 weeks ago
*Sips from tea*

Infantile insect.
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*sips bonk from tea cup*

Spongy cakes with a thickness no more than a few centimeters produced with the use of a kitchen implement known as a pan, or on occasion a griddle.

*sound indicative to that of hitting one with a metallic instrument used in the sport of Baseball.*
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*uncloaks and sips tea*

Gentlemen. It has come to my attention that I lack the single eyeglass and large stovepipe hat. Would one of you kindly attach them to me?
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I sadly do not understand you since I do not have these mythical items you refer as "A monocle and a tophat". Would someone be kind enough to translate for me?
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Wow, and I thought that EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SONG where Heavy sings about babies had already been produced.
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1 reply · active 746 weeks ago
I hear the Jonas brothers have a song called "LA baby".
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Alright, stop, grab a hat and listen
Heavy's back, and he's gonna be gibbin'
Something's gonna stop your entry
Lights like a Sapper on a guy's sentry
Will it ever stop, yo? I don't know
Just BONK out the lights of a Pyro.
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2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
STOP!

Heavy time!
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Admit it, you copied what Shawn put for his comment.
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Word to your mother Russia.
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Team Fortress 2: It's a fucking goldmine.
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2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
It maybe a goldmine but Heavy's struck platinum!
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And this was not obvious the first fifty million videos it made? In various mediums? The excellent Meet The Pyro where the Pyro is the Announcer? The hand-animated Meet The Spy and Meet The Pyro? The meet the spy using sound clips? All the spoofs using mangled up words? Vagineer? Panis Cupcake? Spy Crabs? A COMPUTER SENTRY?

I can go on for hours here.
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That's a sandvich, you can't touch
Little baby, can't touch that.
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Damn, I could have used that diaper changing station.
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This should be BLU team's new theme song.
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Heavy later kills Ron Jeremy during a fight on the Surreal Life.
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Man, the music started and I thought this was Under Pressure. Song, I am dissapoint.
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Next, the Pyro and the Spy will be suing the Heavy for Plagiarism with their hit single "Under Pyros (Why must they Spycheck)"
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Is he too sexy for this song?
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6 replies · active 746 weeks ago
You have no idea.
...HOLD IT!
Why is babe in your username? Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet!
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Maybe Brawly is a babe as in a child under the age of 3. Or maybe he's a pig. WHO KNOWS? NOT I.
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I seriously lol'd at that.
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Who said I was a girl?
I might just be a very feminine man. XD
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Even I don't go that far...
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It's what I was told to do in the situations where my gender is brought up. :)
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Heavy, I'm your biggest fan.

I can buy out any other competition for that position and I can also afford your cash per minute for 8 lifetimes if fired continuously since the gunman's inception to prove it.
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