He’s bringing 1-Up Mushrooms to all the good little Toads and Toadettes! The Koopa Kids however get nothing but lumps of lava rock in their stockings…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 1:16 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Christmas, Cutesy Wutesy, Disguises, Holidays, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Off Duty, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment () 58 Comments |
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*Witty comment*
In Super Mario World nice children get 1-ups and naughty children are eaten and turned into eggs
the good little boys and girls are given 1-up and power shrooms
the naughty boys and girls are given poison shrooms
It should be a blue Yoshi, not a green! Green ones can't fly without a blue shell! [/nerd rage]
Yoshi the Shiny-Tongued Dinosaur,
Had a very shiny tongue.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows. (Like a Super Star)
All of the other characters,
Used to laugh and call him names. (Like Lickitung)
They never let poor Yoshi
Join any Mario games. (Like Super Mario Land)
Then one foggy Ghost House level
Mario came to say:
"Yoshi with your tounge so bright
Won't you guide my way tonight?"
Then how the characters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee! (Yippee)
Yoshi, the Shiny-tongued Dinosaur,
You'll go down in History! (Like Atari)
So if you're good, you get to respawn? I am donating all my money to charity RIGHT NOW!
I knew it! Mario has to be on something. "Fire Flowers", "'Shrooms", "Leaves"… it was a conspiracy all along!
Well this is better than last year when the Koopa Troopas tried to deliver the presents with the help of the Shy Guys…*Shudder*
Yoshi should probably get that throbbing red tumor on his face checked out
Merry Christmas, Halolz
Our Santa Claus doesn't give us extra chances to live…
Pity the naughty kids…they get poison mushrooms, so pretty much two year's worth of growth is down the crapper :(
Hey don't give them Lava rocks! with all that obsidian they could build an invincible castle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa Mario Galaxy! A game where Mario has to deliver gifts to Lumas and other galatic creatures across the stars while traversing different skill puzzles, in the end showing Bowser he's been a naughty boy!
Sorry Mario, but your milk and cookies are in another castle!
I perfer Poison Mushrooms instead of lava rocks.
Happy Holidays Everyone!
May you all get the best games!
why it pinball mario that deliver the gifts?
Merry Christmas halolz, may your engy's have long necks, and may you pray to Captain Falcon.
Merry christmas to all, and to all, a good night. *Puts "on holiday" sign on the Troll Agency door*