Wolf has always enjoyed preventing people from doing things… but stopping them from enjoying the Christmas season? SIR THIS WILL NOT STAND.
By codemaster25
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2010 · 4:05 AM |
Categories: Can't Let You Do That, Christmas, Holidays, Musical, Nintendo, StarFox · Leave a comment () 40 Comments |
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Happy Haloldays one and all.
Falcon bless us, everyone.
This message brought to you and paid for by the High Church of Falcon.
Hell, I didn't know Shawn started a career in a music industry!
And that year, the amount of things that Wolf O'Donnell allowed people to do grew two whole sizes bigger.
Great song, but damn, this guy needs some fucking OOMPH in his voice. Make it stand out! Sing it loud, sing it proud, boy!
talk about mean, poor wolf hasn't stopped anything from happening in a while. he's been really nice lately. now i feel he might bring his wrath upon us once again sometime soon…
Shawn tried to put an end to Wolf's wrath…
the fact that he runs Halolz is the sole reason he still lives.
Hey Shawn, any chance I can get some credit for writing the lyrics?
Doesn't hold a candle to Vincent Price.
How Wolf Stole Christmas
Every animal in Corneria liked Christmas a lot,
but Wolf, who lived on a different planet, did not.
Wolf hated Christmas, Christmas the most.
No one knows why, but he was probably given orders by Andross.
Or maybe it's because last year he got a gift, a new pair of socks.
With a note on it that read, "A gift from Starfox."
There should've been:
"You're a failure….Mr. Wolf.
You're not as good as Fox!
You're as infamous as Andross
And you suck a lot of cocks
Mr. Wooooo-olf!"
And what happened then, in the living room, they say
The small tot's rage grew three sizes that day.
Nice job breaking it, hero…..
Can't let you make a stand against me, Shawn
Thank you thank you *bows*
Well done, Codemaster and AuraMaster.
I remember when I was young, I would watch "…The Grinch…" every day in December.
This brings back good memories
As far as the lyrics go, I'm somewhat disappointed. But I still think this is great. Especially for the sheer awesome of a Wolf christmas song. Keep up the good work Codemaster.
This should have been posted on Wednesday for Wolf Wednesday.
For worshipers of Falcon, Samurai Goroh delivers presents. But to naughty children, and due to the fact coal is a rarity for people from the future, delivers small holographic versions of Wolf that prevent the children from doing naughty things the next year. This is one such child.
So Wolf is actually encouraging good behaviour so all the kids get presents on Kickmas. Or for the worshipers of the First Knee, Punchakah.
Can't let you join me, naughty tot.
Falcon = God
Samurai Goroh = Santa/Christianized Odin
Wolf = Satan
Falcon Jr. = Jesus
First Knee = Old Testament
Second Knee = New Testament