Somewhere this Pokemon battle went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
A DirtPony comic, submitted by Mauricio
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2010 · 11:46 AM
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OBJECTION!
Leer doesn't confuse, it lowers defense
wrong comic is wrong!
Leer doesn't confuse, it lowers defense
wrong comic is wrong!
Am I the only one who noticed...
The Machoke has 5 moves?
The Machoke has 5 moves?
Now honestly, what's more disturbing? The bottom left panel or the face of the "girl" trainer in the bottom right panel?
MACHOKE used EXPLOSION!
CLEFAIRY fainted.
MACHOKE stole 200P after winning.
CLEFAIRY fainted.
MACHOKE stole 200P after winning.
I suppose that's another way of using Bide.
It's next turn it will release it's energy!
It's next turn it will release it's energy!
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I call hax. That pokémon has 5 moves.
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So...are the Trainers going to call their Pokemon back or just stand by and watch? Cause then this comic goes from horribly wrong to horribly creepy wrong.
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Please tell me that did not just happen...
SOMEONE GET ME AN EYE BLEACHER!!!
SOMEONE GET ME AN EYE BLEACHER!!!
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At least this is better compared to ditto rape, you don't get to sleep through that,EVER!
Wow, look at Machoke's nipples when he uses harden... X(
WHAT IS THIS!?!?
Clefairies and Machokes aren't from the same egg group! >:O
Clefairies and Machokes aren't from the same egg group! >:O
This is wrong, on so... SO many levels...
Time to go gouge out my mind's eye...
Time to go gouge out my mind's eye...
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It turns out Machoke isn't the only one who can use submission.
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How dare Machoke be able to know five moves! SLEEP POWDER, CHARM, HARDEN, LEER and POUND!? PREPOSTEROUS!
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Machoke used String Shot!
Clefairy's speed fell!
Machoke used Horn Drill!
Clefairy fainted!
Clefairy's speed fell!
Machoke used Horn Drill!
Clefairy fainted!
Instead of taking the time to point out everything that's wrong with this comic, I'll just say it's funny and move on with my life.
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There so many things wrong with this!! I mean c'mon lets be mature...Machoke can't learn sleep powder that's ridiculous!
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I guess this Machoke didnt feeling Machoking his chicken tonite....
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Apparently walking into sunsets brings you to a rave....
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What are the trainers so grossed about? One trainer must have taught Machoke those moves intentionally!
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I could swear I've seen this in Halolz before... Oh well.
Since when could pokemon use 5 moves in battle?
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Nothing...nothing...nothing is safe from Halolz!
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I counted and uhh... THE MACHOKE HAS FIVE FREAKING MOVES. WTF... also LEER DOESNT CONFUSE!!!!!!!
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It's not rape if she can't use Disable.
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And thus rule 34 claims another piece of my childhood....woe is the future.
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I'll say something went wrong... Who sends out a normal type to battle a fighting type? Everyone knows fighting types are only weak against psychic and flying!
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machoke just couldnt resist DAT ASS
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The really disturbing part is that he HAS 5 MOVES! ABOMINATIONNNNN
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I guess we found out that the best thing about Clefairies is that they can't say no.
Then again...they weren't capable of doing so in the first place.
Then again...they weren't capable of doing so in the first place.
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Don't know why they both look disgusted, this was all the plan of the Machoke's trainer, was it not he who called the shots?
Bullshit!
That Machoke knows more than 4 moves.
That Machoke knows more than 4 moves.
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MACHOKE used POUND!
Both trainers fainted!
Both trainers fainted!
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And thus rule 34 claims another piece of my childhood….woe is the future.
LOL! I first saw this on the Fatherland!
This comic would be almost valid if the trainers were wearing Generation III (Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, LeafGreen, FireRed) attire. In Generation III, Machoke could learn Metronome via Move Tutor, which would allow him access to those 5 moves, though he would only need it for 4. And I say almost valid because Leer will not confuse, it will lower defenses. I guess lowering defenses still works in this situation. Also, Sleep Powder will never be super effective. It’s a non-damaging, status inducing move. Being “charmed” is not a status. Clefairy’s attack stat is sharply reduced; a more suitable attack would be Attract, and it would be immobilized by love. I take that back, this comic isn’t close to valid.
FAIL.
Rule 34: no exceptions!
Wait, is that Machoke doing a Fawnz immitation when he used Charm?
I guess clefairy likes….
*Sunglasses*
to MACHOKE
Machoke used String Shot!
Clefairy's speed fell!
Machoke used Horn Drill!
Clefairy fainted!
I'm guessing that drill pierced through something.
*Boo'd off internet*
Since when could pokemon use 5 moves in battle?
It's not rape if she can't use Disable.
I counted and uhh… THE MACHOKE HAS FIVE FREAKING MOVES. WTF… also LEER DOESNT CONFUSE!!!!!!!
Rule 34 Triumphs again!
Clearly, you don't belong on the internet. Go and make an impact on someone's life, you reality lurker!
Nothing…nothing…nothing is safe from Halolz!
machoke just couldnt resist DAT ASS
Hmm.. reminds of that Oak/Ditto accident
now that was funny. i'm surprised he wasn't into jynx.
Congratulations! Your Machoke learned Hydro Pump!
something is a little strange about the trainer on the right
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