No need to buy the game… the best part of the whole thing (besides unlocking exclusive TF2 items) is hearing these four having off-the-cuff conversations with each other!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 23, 2010 · 4:44 AM |
Categories: Awkward Moments, Card Games on Motorcycles, Chillaxin', Cray-Z Crossovers, Disturbing, LucasArts, Off Duty, PC, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Uncategorized, Valve Software, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 79 Comments |
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I've never heard the phrase, "off-the-cuff". Elaborate.
Could this possibly be, Conversations over Card Games?
I am Heavy literature guy and this [grabs big ass book] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and is printed with $200 custom tooled letters at 10,000 letters per page. It costs $400,000 to read this book… for twelve seconds.
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Oh my god, who touched Tsar Hunger?! Alright… Who touched my book?!
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart PhD.
(1:23) "LAME HAT WEARERS"!?
Max is truly the best at what he does, and what he does can cause mass panic and probably mass wanton destruction, Go Max!
Tycho……likes his hedgehogs….
……I'm going to pretend I didn't hear Tycho monologue on hedgehogs…..okay never mind just that, I'm going to pretend I didn't know about Tycho's BESTIALITY FETISH!!!
I got this, and then I realised….I have no idea how to play poker, I just enjoy the banter. XD
And the next game will feature Gordon Freeman (half-life), Alex Mercer (Prototype), Doctor Morton Soulus (Mass Effect), and Hadouken (street fighter)…..
……was that a win or fail?
Just downloaded the new game, loving it. I won't stop playing after I get the items (which I already have done) just because of the general awesomeness of everyone.
Heavy's Engie story is so good :)
it cost 400000$ to melt old coin for 12 secondes
I love this game, but Christ, I have horrible luck. No matter how good my hand is or how hard I bluff, inevitably one of them will pull some bullshit out of their ass and knock me out of the game. Most likely with their hand just BARELY beating mine. I've already lost Max's gun and badge, the Dangeresque shades, Tycho's watch, and the Iron Curtain TWICE.
Lady luck doth not smile upon me.
3:50 o.0
Just beat Max and got his items on my second game, it was intense!
I recall one of the funnier moments involved The Heavy shouting out for spies to stop slipping bad cars into his deck
Oh, did anyone else notice the Sam cameo in which he stares at you and walks away like G-Man?
Heavy put up his minigun on my second game… and I lost too. =<
Holy crap… Tycho is creepy and hilarious…
Spy iz sappin mah nightmares!
Haven't won any of the items yet. That said, I am enjoying this game but have yet to see if it will suffer from Alien Swarm syndrome. Being, a game that you see everyone play for the sake of TF2 items then 3 weeks later absolutley nobody plays. But Poker Night is a single player game and Alien Swarm is multiplayer so maybe that had something to do with it.
Aye.
You're seriously putting Nick at the table instead of Ellis? IMAGINE ALL THE NEW STORIES ABOUT KEITH HE COULD TELL!!
Heavy has a Ph D.
Everything is invalid.
Let's not leave Max and Tycho alone at the poker table….EVER….those poor hedgehogs…
Aaaaand now Tycho has targeted giraffes…God I love this game.
EDIT: Max just won against heavy's two pair with a one pair, and I won a game that I had folded :/…
GET UP THERE AND SWAY IN THE FUCKIN' WIND!
I don't think I would ever be able to play this game.
I'd be too busy listening to all their conversations to play a hand :3
Granted, if there were more games other than Poker… and more characters to hear interesting quips from.
Next you know, Konami's gonna throw in some Otocon. He and Tycho will have many fucked up stories to tell. One has a thing for hedgehogs, the other did it with his stepmom.
Wow, who knew Tycho loves animal so much…
Tycho and his giraffe fetish was the most disturbing thing Ive heard in a video game ever. 0_0
After watching this, i now have the sudden urge to buy a dozen girrafes.
tiny heavy is tiny… And yeah that hedgehog thing came totally out of no where.
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Just this!