When you’re two food choices are pork and mushroom soup, you better believe bacon is the solution!
By mailjozo
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 19, 2010 · 3:38 AM |
Categories: Advice Meme, Minecraft, PC, Tasty Treats, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 45 Comments |
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In real life, if you eat bacon right before you die, it means you died a 'merican! a true citizen of 'merica
I'm a strict vegetarian, even in Minecraft. Golden Apples all the way.
*rages about another minecraft joke that you have to play the game first to understand*
let me tell you something,
Bacon is GOOD FOR ME
I refuse to each such a product.
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Unless its arranged on a hot woman in a bacon-bikini.
I didn't laugh at the motivational minecraft thing, but I did notice Shawn wrote "you're" instead of "your" in his description.
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You've got food basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
+1 for those that get the reference.
Pork. It's the meat of kings.
I'm having trouble typing this with both hands.
Does he get the bacon after punching tree? That must mean…
IT'S A BACON TREE!
/Cyanide & Happiness reference
See new advice meme.
Ignore new advice meme.
Punch Pig, Recieve Bacon.
OBJECTION!
It's clearly ham!
Not bacon!
now bacon that sausage!
"When your two food choices are pork and mushroom soup, you better believe bacon is the solution!"
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Mushroom Soup heals for 5 hearts, Cooked Porkchop only heals for 4.