Hah! You can’t say he didn’t deserve it!
By Michael Z.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2010 · 11:00 PM |
Categories: Backstab, Final Fantasy, Irony, PSP, Sneak Attack, Square Enix, Stabbey Stabbey, Swordplay · Leave a comment () 97 Comments |
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He smiles because, in leather, everything feels good from behind.
Who is Scott?
On the contrary, it is, in fact, funny. Not hilarious, but funny.
"Is this a cutscene? No? Then I'm still a demigod battling you bitch."
'Tis but a scratch!
Well, actually, Sephiroth is no stranger to being stabbed through with any sharp pointed object. I believe that would be his third supposedly "fatal" wound he's sustained.
Irony : Not so funny.
Period.
its just a flesh wound
Fine line between tragedy and comedy, Tragedy is when you slip and fall down the stairs.
Comedy is when you tie dynamite to someone and throw them down the stairs into traffic because they spilled a smoothie that made you trip and fall down the stairs.
Fine line, honestly
"From that day forward, his farts never made another sound."
*farts & wind blows*
LOOK WHO'S CRYING NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH! NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN! YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME WAY I DID!
I'm sorry… I don't know what came over me…
With Aeris' last breath, she used Counter.
It was super effective.
Never really was on your side.
"………………………………"
She is a severed head after all.
Where's your JENOVA now!
It's not Irony if the sword is wooden!
Spy creapn' around here.
Surprising since when you kill him, he appears in kingdom hearts
Professionals have standards.
I think this is probably the closest thing he's had to a hug yet.
Remember when Nintendo was the height of portable games and the Dreamcast was more popular than the Playstation 2, and the Xbox and Sony PSP were still years away?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Remember when Halo was just a pipe dream and Bungie was still referred to as a safety harness, and a muscularly disproportionate Cloud Strife was the most detailed use of polygons and computers, and Spyro and Crash Bandicoot were just as advanced?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Well, maybe Pepperidge Farm isn't going to remember all this forever, no sir.
Maybe you have to go out and buy a damn bag of Milanos to keep the memories going.