Seriously kid what are you stupid?! There are level 2 ratatta out there that will murder you and everyone you love!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 21, 2010 · 6:58 PM
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It's also dangerous to take advice from old professors…
B-but these pokemon are really weak, I could probably just-
Oak: NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE GRASS!
But I can see the other town from here…Its right up the road-
Oak: IT ISN'T SAFE IN THE TALL GRASS!
This is bullshit, Oak! What do you want me to do then?!
Oak: Go and find every pokemon in the world for my research, here, have one!
So, you're telling me that I'm incapable of simply kicking or bitch-smacking a pidgey or rattata…but a creature who only comes up to my knee and knows Pound is perfectly okay?
Oak: Hey, is your Mother still single?
Watch me catch a Pikachu at the outskirts of your town.
Travel the world and never encounter another one. Ever.
Oak is right, you know! Those aren't just any Rattata, they're in the top percentage of all Rattata!
ok, Oak, the "dangerous pokemon" out there are level 2 rattata and level 3 pidgeys. I think i can just kick them or throw a rock if I really need to!
Oh come on, it's just gra- OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Ever notice how we see more Courage Professors than Courage Kratoses and yet we don't hate Courage Professors?
Don't you mean:
(F)uck
(E)veryone
(A)nd
(R)un
Hey! Step away from that meme!
Don't you know it's dangerous to post the same macro over and over on a regular basis?
Not only are there wild pokemon, there are also gators out there!!! http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=6
It it wrong that Shawn's comment is around 20x funnier then the pic?
First you want me to leave my hometown to catch all the Pokémon in the world, now you don't want me to go 15 feet away from my house?
Screw this, I'm gonna go stand on a mountain away from all this.
On the topic, why does your chances of getting away successfully depend on how strong your pokemon is? I don't think I can run faster just because my pokemons sp. attack is 78.
DID YOU KNOW????? That if you put on mom's old beat up shoes you magically ARE ABLE TO RUN?
And that was Prof. OAKs fun fact of the day
You should not be joking about that comment Shawn. Final Fantasy 11 has troubles with those bunnies, they kill noobs for breakfast.
GOV'MENT (Oak) CAME AND TOOK MY BAAABY!!!
I Just saw this now and thought "d'oh!"
but i guess thats the solution to the problem in mine!
There was a time and place for that, but not right now.
She's TEN you sick fuck!
Come out twice in my life to keep you from going into grass, and to insult my grandson.
Stay in the lab for the rest of my life.
…..*Ramparados closeup tear*
…If CD-i Ganon doesn't reply to this comment, I'm going to assume he's dead.
Oak just doesn't know how to catch Pokemon like a real man.
Not problems like "What is Pidgey?" Cause that would fall under the purviews of your conundrums of Pokedex hunting. I solve practical problems. For instance…"…How am I going to stop some big mean purple haunter from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" The answer…use cut. And if that don't work…use MORE cut.
I think he means in pokemon yellow dude
*Insert link to TVTropes' Funny Aneurysm Moment article here*
OBJECTION!
I always have at least two balls on me!
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this firebreathing lizard!
It always comes back to fire emblem with you, doesn't it?
Slavery makes everything
-Funnier
-Better
-Faster
-Safer
BLUE used CUT!
+1 for Family Guy reference.
It's amazing how the Oak motivational isn't old yet.
Well I have FATE!
(F)ocus sash
Quick (A)ttack
(T)aillow
(E)ndeavor
No problem:
http://op.deadend-detour.com/wp-content/uploads/l…
I use a mower. And if that don't work…I use more mower.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid…
Coming July 2012!!! "When Rattatas ATTACK!!!"
It's waist-high for Joey and his top-percentile Rattata. Man, those look like some comfy shorts…
Don't go in too the long grass!! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… <-watch 1st rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… <-2nd
Oak: There is a time and a place —
Wolf: Can't let you do that
And on a completely different thought… If walking through the grass is dangerous, why not just climb up those ledges… I mean, if you can just jump off them without hurting yourself then climbing them shouldn't be too hard…