No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
That is NOT a toy you should bring back to the saferoom for Katey!
By Xeno_Bryan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 11:23 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Xeno_Bryan? So pedobear now has a name?
I need to get more informed on the new events of the internets.
Good news its a suppository
I feel ashamed for laughing.
I'm kinda pissed about the people in the shelter. Not one, NOT ONE thinks to ask me for my Zombrex and administer it to her fore me.
Train 'em young.
look at his hair and clothes… he might as well have candy in the other hand… someone call chris hansen!
It's not too early for Pedobear!!
Katey: I need a adult
Chuck: I am a adult
I'm gonna do something to you that you won't remember 'till you're 30.
Excuse me… but…. before you go getting into some "serious father-daughter time", can I ask WHY?!
So What have we learned. Tigers are OK pets for 8 year olds…But this isn't a ok gift.
Give her three days, she'll cave in soon..
Oak's words echoed…
"There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
I would totally laugh if she was older and "sexy" looking, but I can not laugh at this.
INB4yourwaytoostrict/loosenup/haveasenseofhumor/etcetc…
Annal sex is like spinach: if it's forced upon you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
"Your clothes are so small. Folding them makes me feel like a pedophile."
-Norrin, Awkward Zombie
The phrase "think of it as an adventure" comes to mind.
"Drinking too much will make Chuck sick."
Katey will find that "being surrounded in a zombie outbreak and infected with a life threatening virus" will not be the worst thing to happen to her today.
She wants to ignore his girth….
Well then mister smarty pants, happy birthday to you too!!! NOW, BEND OVER AND TAKE IN THE CREATIVITY!!!
>:3
IT'S GOOFY TIME!
Nope.avi
Purple? My favourite
Chris Hanson?!? I've been set up!
*pulls out gun and blows own brains out*
The handyman's secret weapon!
it makes it all the worse that she has her hands folded over her crotch.
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saying crotch while talking about a small child just makes me feel like a pedophile…
on an unrelated note, how did i get to -28 epeen?
my scout master had one of those. I saw him bring it into the girls cabin late at night.
Wait……
*Chuck extends neck*
Nope.
Wow, in all of these comments not a one noticed how he looks like another famous sexual deviant we all know? Nobody? He was in politics? Screwed a fat chick that went on to make purses? Is married to a man disguised as a woman?
…anybody? ._.
Tonight, on Dateline's To Catch a Predator…