Well the crime rate’s down at least! Although that might be from everyone getting the hell out of that town…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 3:12 AM
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Categories: Explosives, Incoming Transmission, Irony, Magic Powers, Maxis, Overkill, Paranoia, PC, Political, Serious Business, SimCity/The Sims, Video Clips · Leave a comment (34 Comments) |
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Why not? Its got Award-Winning Healthcare.
…then again, its America…so thats not hard…
Vote Ed Ward for Mayor!
…screw that, vote him for president!
VOTE ED WARD FOR EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. ALL GLORY TO THE ED WARD!
That and the quality of hair gel.
People of Sim City, this is Mayor Evil. If you don't re-elect me in the next 48 hours I will fire a nuclear war-head (that I just stole) into the center of the earth which will cause "liquid magma" to flow out of the nearby volcanoes. This "magma" will cover the city turning all the residents into crispy critters. ESPECIALLY the ones in the maternity ward.
Sharks with laser beams on their heads will also be unleashed into ball-bins in McDonalds throughout the city.
/raises evil pinky finger to mouth. MUHAHA HAHAHA HAAA. *Ahem* … We can still do that right? Come on my City Council of Evil, throw me a freakin’ bone.
And yet everybody tries to assassinate the halfway decent politicians…what's wrong with the world?
This guy is probably using my avatar as his election poster.
He looks like such a nice young man, even with the repeated threats to kill us all.
this is going to be a close match as not only is Ed Ward running for mayor, so is Captain Falcon, Gary Oak AND The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
RETICULATING SPLINES, MOTHERFUCKERS
*watches the town crumble around him as it reforms*
*votes for Jaws*
Why do I get the feeling Sim City is the past version of the city of Townsville?
Giant lizard attacks, natural disasters happening frequently, superpowers…nah that's just silly.
And Thus Fallout was created…
We must construct additional PYLONS!
Looks like that city is even worse than…
*puts on shades*
It Sims.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
You can't cut back on my campaign funding!! You will regret this!!!
HA!
i would win this election cause i know of an even worse threat
total annihilation (sim city 4) or my falcon clones
If you guy vote for me i promise that there will be delicious cake for everyone.
King Dodongo, being a load-bearing boss, always ran on a similar platform. He'd off himself if he ever lost.
he didn't mention putting any gnomes anywhere, i don't think i can be happy now.
Ah, Candlejack, the greatest creation we've every made.
… Nothing? Man, he must really be slacking off tod
Fund it.