Spartan #1: “I SHALL EXORCISE THE DEMON!”
Spartan #2: “I think he’s getting enough exercise already…”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2010 · 6:55 PM
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Categories: Bungie, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, Shocking Results, Spiritual Enlightenment, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (45 Comments) |
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…Great, now I have the voices of those idiotic flag worshipers from Red Vs Blue in my head.
Now I'm wondering what could compel the power of christ. After all, there is a church of captain falcon.. *trollface.jpg*
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Soldier(1): EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE FLAG!
Soldier(2): IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
Soldier(1): YES, I HAVE THE FLAG, NOW YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD.
"HOLY PAAAWWWNCH!"
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Grunt 1: "Ah, it's the Demon!"
Elite: "The power of Prophets compels you!"
This is a meh screenshot. 2/5
See, i would rate this a four or five if it were something along the lines:
The power of punch compels you!!
or
The power of fist compels you!!
But that's just me.
Why is there ads here about premature ejaculation and doubting jesus?
And the Captain said:
Let there be PAUNCH!
AHH DEMON!
And the person behind the mask is….
Old Man Jenkins?!
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!"
Get dunked on by the pope bitch!!
Now that's a gamer who really earned his…
*shades*
Halo.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
This is Madness!
Madness… no
THIS
IS
RELIGION
*Insert Falcon kick reference here*
Hasn't there already been quite a few Falcon Punch submissions with Halo involved?
Haha, Reach. I get it.
AHHH! MY FACE! THE HOLINESS, IT HURTS!!!
You buy Halo Reach and rush home and throw it in your Xbox, hoping to be the first one to get a kill on Halo Reach's public multiplayer ever. You get in game, and who's there punching you in the face?
Gamertag: GaryMFOak6
Power of Christ? All I see now is the power of a nuclear bomb in the ass.
This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
SHINING FINGER!!!!!
Good thing his head didn't start doing 360's and projectile vomiting evrywhere, it would have had nowhere to go but the inside of his helmet.
"BLAAAAA-AAAAAARGH, IT'S IN MY EYEBALLS!"
Stupid Multi-threat shoulder noob, everyone knows Gunginir is better!
NO! POKEMON CANNOT BE COMPARED TO REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POKEMON IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm enjoying a treat DEREK!!!"
"whatcha doin-"
PAAAAWWWWNCCCHHH!!!!!