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DO NOT WANT



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 3, 2008 · 2:23 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (103 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
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Cosplay, Disturbing, Fashion Faux Pas, Nintendo, Photo Op, Super Mario Bros

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Soup · 895 weeks ago

isnt birdo actually a cross dressing male dinosaur.. thingy, anyway? that just adds multiple new layers of failure to this picture.
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MushroomBoy · 895 weeks ago

this is a definite want. ferget you guys.
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Platinum · 895 weeks ago

Wtf... I swear to god a different picture was here earlier today. [spoiler] chargin his lazer...
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Shawn Handyside · 895 weeks ago

Yeah I pushed that one back... major Brawl spoiler. Edited your comment too... sorry! :P
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Boreas · 895 weeks ago

Oh, by the way... That picture that Platinum was talking about... Would that happen to be mine?
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smashpro1 · 895 weeks ago

was the one gone my pic?

If so, you should have left it up cuz Falchon Pawnch!
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rikumelenium · 895 weeks ago

yea i so agree with boreas that this is such a turnoff x.x *gouges eyes*
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Personae Non Gratae · 895 weeks ago

If Birdo spits eggs out of "her" mouth, doesn't that mean that's "her" va-jay-jay? O_O
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Boreas · 895 weeks ago

^Yeah... Read the VGCats comic
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Lekonua · 895 weeks ago

I don't have anything to say on this subject...
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Kevin J. · 895 weeks ago

Sweet Zombie Jesus! I'm gonna have nightmares now.... /fettle position
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GermaineTrain · 895 weeks ago

*Nearly kills self but realizes that he must live for Brawl and GoW 2
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S · 895 weeks ago

so many levels of wrong its not even funny O_o
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Paulrus · 894 weeks ago

I remember seeing a scene from Pulp Fiction involving a gimp in someone's basement.

Among the disturbance of seeing this picture, thats the only relation I could make.
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Soup · 894 weeks ago

i'll bet its a guy in that suit. that would make my day (horrifying tragic).
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MushroomBoy · 894 weeks ago

wow, look, even toe rubber. hawt.
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ExcessiveKnife · 894 weeks ago

I'd hit it...

From orbit. Tactical nukes. Only way to be sure.
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Shawn Handyside · 894 weeks ago

LAWL
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Tonuchi · 894 weeks ago

Haha I didn't even think about the spoiler factor when I sent that in. I guess I will have to wait until it comes out...
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Tonuchi · 894 weeks ago

Wait- Damn that makes my second submission also spoilerific. HAHA ugg...
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Kevin J. · 894 weeks ago

ExcessiveKnife....you are my hero...
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cheesemanjoe · 894 weeks ago

Its true! there are things you can't unsee
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Kbman · 894 weeks ago

*Is sick*

*Sees picture*

*Pukes out things I've already puked out*
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Girish · 894 weeks ago

my virgin eyes...

is there no God?
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AquaLink · 894 weeks ago

the only way that could be ok is if the person wearing it is a hot chick.
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Shawn Handyside · 894 weeks ago

And you just know he/she is not!
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PainGain · 894 weeks ago

Judging from the poses and bodyshape, not only is that a fatty, that's a man...
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lolhax · 894 weeks ago

It's a trap!
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hahaha · 894 weeks ago

MOST DEFINETLY DO NOT WANT!!!!
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Walrus of Truth · 894 weeks ago

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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Alink · 894 weeks ago

And you guys thought my Zelda Caption was Disturbing 0_o
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FluX · 894 weeks ago

I almost cried...

wait...

/cry ='[
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the man behind the c · 894 weeks ago

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TWITCHING CRACK-BABIES!!!!!!!

I really wish I could unsee that,

i really do.
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MisukiSama · 894 weeks ago

i actually really like this pic. Just imagine how long it took to make that thing!

*girly squeal*

I wish I could make something like that!!! I'm thinking a lolita plastic peach! that would be awsome!!!
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MushroomBoy · 894 weeks ago

yer all dumb. i want. i want so bad.
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the conqueror · 894 weeks ago

it would be hilarious if a hot girl was inside
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SPAZTICK WOLF · 894 weeks ago

I'm planing on sending a pic thats mario costume themed
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Lollers · 894 weeks ago

http://raelbunny.deviantart.com/art/Rubber-Birdo-...i knew i thought i saw this before, turns out i was right, never. NEVER EVER randomly search "Mario" on DA >_
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POW3RUP · 894 weeks ago

Mwhaaaaaaa!!!
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Moksanity · 893 weeks ago

ladies don't spit! haha...get it? get...it...? no? bah...

(cause HE spits eggs and LADIES dont spit)

.>

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Zlor · 893 weeks ago

Ugh! GOD! Someone please, gouge my eyes out.
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Haywire · 893 weeks ago

After seeing this, I need eye-bleach. To icanhas cheezburger!
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Darthcthulhu · 892 weeks ago

Slashes out eyes.
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roflcopter · 891 weeks ago

someone gimme a gun i gonna kill the sick fuck that came up with this -_- and it is disturbed me forever thanks for posting it LOL
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LOLcakes · 890 weeks ago

good god that's.....horrorfiying

however how would one get a blowjob from one of them
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pkfan2004 · 886 weeks ago

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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thatdude · 886 weeks ago

My eyes started burning right when I saw that! Seriously! They did!
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Marzen · 857 weeks ago

I came.

I saw.

I conquered.

...I lawled.
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Bulletproof Moon · 895 weeks ago

The polls are in: not that hot
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Boreas · 895 weeks ago

Oh god... Boner! xD

jk jk jk... This is actually more of a turnoff
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