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The Path of Most Resistance

Huh. I guess there’s a reason Terran’s are slowly going extinct…
Another awesome Hejibits comic by John Kleckner, submitted by Masterluigi452

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2010 · 1:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (335 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Blizzard, Failure, Irony, Lasers, Sequential Art, Starcraft

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Marine: I feel like I could take on all the Zergs myself.
Kerrigan: Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, he says he's got this one.
Marine: You know it, bitches!
[see comic]

+100000 to who ever gets the reference
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21 replies · active 761 weeks ago
And that is the story of about every single unit you have lost in any RTS game ever.
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The irony of the dark universe of SC is the in-game commanders have as much concern for the lives of their men as the actual players have for units in a video game.

"Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye... and the world just fuckin' watched. That said, now that we have Reactors on our Barracks it's not a problem, lolololol"
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Well, at least he died instantly. You don't even WANT to know what happened to the start-game scout SCV...
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Hooray for artificial stupidity.
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When I saw the title I thought it would be about resistance on ps3...then I realized halolz only posts about games
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It looks like that marine was...DISARMED.

....*tumbleweed*

"I GET IT"

Shut up Nappa.
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Marine doesn't say all those things in Starcraft 2 I believe.
And those Colossi aren't in Starcraft 1...

PARADOX
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
*cough*
it'satrap
*cough*
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There's a reason right path is the road less traveled.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure this should be under the "Overkill" tag.
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REAL MEN take the fight to the enemy, YEEEEEAAAAAH.

It''s not a bug, it's a FEATURE.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
POWER OVERWHELMING!!!! POWER OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aww crap... this is Starcraft 2....
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
Looks like his decision was
*shades*
Outstanding!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
I would have found it funnier if the last panel wasn't included, but no complaints.
And if you're gonna send someone out to fight a million enemies alone, you should AT LEAST send Captain Falcon.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
Everyone knows all he had to do was stim to take out the Collosi
Damn OP Marines....
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I'm pretty sure at least one of those Collosi wants to be friends.
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1 reply · active 760 weeks ago
wait...

is this a repost? ive seen this before
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there is no cow level.
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Other Marines on base:
He hasn't returned yet... heck yeah, that must be the way
*Last words of a entire Terran Batallion*
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I take it that he was playing against Gary Motherfucking Oak
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I don't get teh joke.

I mean, he got them surrounded! AND outnumbered!
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
Why do I get the feeling that the first panel is some kind of Duke Nukem reference?
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Choice, choices...

Sadly we all can't choose the correct one :|
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Every FUCKIN' time...
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
I fail to see the problem with his actions.
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Hey Shawn!
Don't forget to credit me!
I'm the one who found and posted on the CoF Forum!
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I'm pretty sure our Marine friend had one confident Stim Pack too many...
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You want a piece of me, boy?
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago

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