Political advertising paid for by the Pewter City Committee for the Advancement of Rock Type Pokémon. By Amanda Roback (via Brock Obama), submitted by Jakorap
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2010 · 8:02 AM |
Categories: Nintendo, Pokémon, Political, Strike A Pose · Leave a comment () 95 Comments |
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you cant blame him for the oil spill… he always has his goddamn eyes closed!
*Looks at pic* Old joke is old.
*Reads Shawn's comment* Now that IS funny.
Now the real question; is who is gonna be the first lady?
Jenny, or Joy?
You could have a shitload of money
You could have god like powers
You could become the fucking presindent
And you'll still be the lamest of the gym leaders
Stepping off Air Force One after him is the first lady… and the second lady… and the third lady…
He thought he had a chance at winning the election, Then he saw who else was running.
GARY FUCKING OAK!
It looks like this candidate
*puts on sunglasses*
Is going to rock this election.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Cues "Hail to the Chief"-
One rockin president.
Why is Brock the most popular candidate for election?
Because his promises are ROCK solid!
[yes, you can start laughing nao.]
Sir! What about Officer Jenny?
You still cry about that, dontcha?
Health care plan: Heracross
Why the rock pokemon. The grass types need alot of love. WHY DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO GREEN THINGS. EXCEPT MONEY.
We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. And the Chupacabra-mon! Madre de Dios, It's gonna kill us all!
His Stimulus Package is for the Nurses only.
His first action as president is most likely going to be the abolishment of monogamy.
"I WILL BRING CHANGE TO THIS COUNTRY!"
"Like what, sir?"
"Well, I'll open my eyes once to try and entertain a Larvitar!"
"…."
Let me be clear…
The Radio executives have the legal right to build a radio tower near the Team Rocket Pokemon tower attack. The Radio executives have the right to practice their business anywhere in this region.
I condemn the smashing of radio cards in nearby Fuchsia city. This act poses a threat to all of the Kanto citizens currently working in Johto
Wait, if Brock is president, then that means…..
PALIN: Prepare for trouble!
RUSH: And make it double!
PALIN: To protect our country from socialist notions!
RUSH: To prevent the distribution of free health potions!
PALIN: To denounce the evils of gay love!
RUSH: To put tax breaks on the rich guys above!
PALIN: PALIN!
RUSH: RUSH!
PALIN: Team GOP blasts off at the speed of light!
RUSH: Impeach Brock now, or prepare to fight!
(Glenn Beck hastily scribbles "DAT'S RIGHT!" on his chalkboard)
RON PAUL: *facepalm*
http://myfacewhen.com/25/
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Sir! We have reports of you *attempting* sexual relations stemming from each town and city you have ever passed through. Any comments?
Wild John Mccain appeared!
Brock used HOPE!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
We are, the United Cities, of Kanto!
DO NOT WANT!!! O_o
Yes we can catch them all!
We have a witness statement of that Nurse Joy, upon you leaving the Pokemon Center, of her saying, "please, come back again anytime". What do you say to this?
Red, White & Blue Halolz watermark.
LIKE.
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*facepalm*
nuff said
Yeah he's THAT desperate.
…Yeah…I didn't need sleep tonight anyway…
"Did I ever tell you 'bout the time my friend Nick became VP? Yeah, at first I didn't believe it neither, but the President came up to Nick one day in his big fancy bulletproof limo…we didnt know who he was lookin at at first, cuz we all know the Prez never opens his eyes…but he said to Nick "I like your style. You can be VP." And Nick was all excited, ya know? He called us assclowns, ran off an we never saw him again, no sir…"
So that's why service is free in the pokemon centers…public pokemon option ftw
Shame that the next candidate's gonna re-roll with a Squirtle anyway.
So who'd he run against? Hil-Misty Clinton (I know it's bad, but its all I could think of)