I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 5:33 AM
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HAVE ALL UPGRADES
JUST 'CHOOSE' NOT TO USE THEM
Complete the game
use Power bombs twice
Psh, I told ya.
Disregard Feminists
Give GOOD advice.
I haven't played the game, but if she'll "do anything I say" I already know I'll love it :3
You know what this game lacks? "Samus I authorize you to SHUT THE F*** UP AND GROW SOME BALLS AGAIN!"
Get Missiles
Destroy wasp hives
I don't see what the big deal is. She had to get those power-ups each time she set off on a new adventure, the unreliable flimsy things.
Roll up into a ball
Plant a fucking nuke in a Queen Metroid's stomach
Yeah, you're right, she doesn't have balls anymore.
Oh yeah?!? Well… uh…. you're actually right…
At least they didn't give her a romantic interest, just saying.
Because we all love badass being ruined by codependent relationships.
INVENT NEW ADVICE MEME
WAIT FOR SEVERE OVERUSE TO MAKE IT DESPISED.
See new advice meme
Ignore new advice meme
you remember when there used to be SILENT protagonists? next thing you know Link will be given another shitty voice actor… ಠ_ಠ
Just press the "1" Button
Let auto-aim kill everything
Seriously, I tested that game at work, and in the 15 minutes I played, I think I lost most of my admiration for Samus. "Adam has not authorized the use of bombs", what the shit?
What happened to the strong, badass female protagonist?
I have just decided that this game is featuring MANGA!Samus instead of the usual samus we know. I’ve yet to play it but all this backlash makes me leery. Especially the whole thing about the varia suit.
Can also work the other way around.
Get out of my memes and back in the kitchen ! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
SHOW ME YO' KITCHEN!
SURVIVE LAVA ROOM WITH 30 HEALTH
"OKAY SAMUS YOU CAN TURN ON YOUR VARIA SUIT NOW"
OMG A FLOATING HEAD!!! D:
Oh wait…it's just another overused meme…
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…
T_T
You know Adam's the closest thing I've ever had to a dad, right? And now you're making fun of me for listening to him?
I hate you all.
I said "another" did I not?
BEND OVER THE FRANCHISE
UP THE BUTT, NO LUBE, FINAL DESTINATION, FOX ONLY.
Actually, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me.
Thanks Grash. But I already won The Game before. It's not as fun if you constantly win it though.
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
Had I not watched the Escapist's review of this game, I wouldn't have understood this.
"gawd its hot in here this lava area hurts me" *proceeds 3/4 the way through the level*
Adam- "Samus i give you premission to activate your vera suit you now resist heat and take less damage"
*flips on switch*
F&*k you Adam F&*k you
HAVE LITTLE ACTUAL CHARACTERIZATION
PISS PEOPLE OFF WHEN YOU DON'T ACT LIKE WHAT THEY WANT