RESCUE SURVIORS - LEAVE THEM TO DIE WHEN MILITARY SHOWS UP

It’s their own fault… they should have assembled their own bike out of five scavenged parts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2010 · 11:04 AM 
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Advice Meme, Capcom, Dead Rising, Irony, PC, Playstation, Tactical Retreat, Xbox 360

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70 Responses to “RESCUE SURVIORS”

  1. Miles on September 7th, 2010 11:12 am

    Make weapons to kill zombies.
    Get more EXP.
    (Seriously, that's how you level up in Dead Rising 2.)

  2. Link4all on September 7th, 2010 11:37 am

    Looks like they were…

    *sunglasses*

    Left 4 Dead.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  3. Nuckel on September 7th, 2010 11:38 am

    I want a game like this but with less goofy fun action and more thrilling survival horror…

  4. BasketGT on September 7th, 2010 11:43 am

    Well, it's not Chuck's fault that the military in every single Zombie game is either:
    A. Seemingly destroyed, but somehow still shows up to rescue the main characters.
    B. Homocidal xenophobes intent on destroying all non-zombies in order to insure that they will never become zombies.

  5. Leo E. on September 7th, 2010 11:55 am

    Alright, everyone, you see this?
    This is an advice meme.
    This particular picture is funny.
    If you can't make a funny one…
    LEAVE. IT. ALONE.

  6. Lordshadow on September 7th, 2010 12:15 pm

    This, a thousand times this. We don't want another Advice Kratos debacle.

  7. Dimomarg on September 7th, 2010 12:19 pm

    Fail meme… and fail title.

  8. Miles on September 7th, 2010 12:33 pm

    Courage Kratos was funny.
    Then it was made.

  9. Teradohn on September 7th, 2010 12:34 pm

    … Wait, did I miss the funny?

  10. SnowKatana on September 7th, 2010 2:06 pm

    He would have known how to save them if he covered wars you know.

  11. truegentleman on September 7th, 2010 2:12 pm

    Personally, given how badly all the civies seem to do in zombie movies/games, they kind of deserve it. Its not like they don't know what a zombie is, so if they get bit or whatever its their fault. Remember the convicts in the original Dead Rising? Now THEY had the right idea.

  12. Marzen on September 7th, 2010 2:51 pm

    HEY GUYS I GOT AN IDEA FOR A PICTURE.

    HE SAYS THIS: "GET A LAWNMOWER. RUN OVER ZOMBIES"

    I'M GONNA GET IT SUBMITTED TO HALOLZ LOLOLOL

  13. MrRaccoon on September 7th, 2010 3:03 pm

    Get two perfectly fine chainsaws

    Attach them to a paddle

  14. MrRaccoon on September 7th, 2010 3:04 pm

    Get in the asscalator!

  15. Leo E. on September 7th, 2010 4:01 pm

    Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor Nick.

  16. Psychopatrick88 on September 7th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Heh, I was kind of curious on this one. Honestly, I think most of them would be fine with the military anyways… except the three chicks (Shanon, Tia.. and someone else.) Everyone else hadn't been bitten so I don't think they would receive much hassle from them. I bet they took them off to live nearby Shaun and Liz.

  17. Miketuu on September 7th, 2010 4:33 pm

    He's covered Motocross races, you know.

  18. FoxyMayo on September 7th, 2010 4:34 pm

    GTFO and take your Memegenerator with you.

  19. Psychopatrick88 on September 7th, 2010 4:43 pm

    I remember walking into the pawn shop first, and coming across the drill bucket already created. I remember thinking to myself: "Drill bucket?? How the fuck is that supposed to- OHHHH-hohohoho!!"

  20. Psychopatrick88 on September 7th, 2010 5:29 pm

    Get one of each item.

    End up with more than one of the item in your new weapon.

  21. tmotom on September 7th, 2010 5:58 pm

    ohh yeah, but the graphics are sooo much better on the xbox 360

  22. Kirby_Emprer on September 7th, 2010 6:41 pm

    am i the only one who's not too interested in this game? edit: im gunna take that -1 as a no XD

  23. Psychopatrick88 on September 7th, 2010 8:35 pm

    This is why I'd rather have Frank West on my team. He can manage to stuff at least 40 people onto a helicopter. Chuck can't even fit more than two people on a motocross bike.

  24. DCMN on September 8th, 2010 3:14 am

    I noticed that too when I played through it. o_0

  25. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 9th, 2010 8:17 pm

    you guess should use the electric rake! it's a real shocker!

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