If only there was a way to delete Joey from our Pokegear phones… all our lives would be so much better!
By chikinnugets, submitted by Kebo
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 25, 2010 · 1:39 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Failure, Incoming Transmission, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Stealth Espionage · Leave a comment (156 Comments) |
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"I WILL CUT YOUR RATATA'S TAIL OFF AND PUT IT INTO MY BACKPACK AND GO TO A DRAGON AND EXCHANGE IT FOR A CLASS CHANGE AND THEN I WILL COME BACK AS A NINJA AND ROAST THE REST HIS SORRY PURPLE ASS WITH FIRE 3, AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOU EAT HIM. Oh and then I'll go steal my money back from mom before she blows it all on Musclekarp shows."
Looks like Joey…
*sunglasses*
…Ratted him out!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There's only one thing cooler than Joey's Rattata.
His shorts. I mean, they are comfy and easy to wear :D
Gary Oak had something to do with this.
This is why you should silence your phone before going on espionage missions.
Kids these days…
You can't handle Rattata's girth.
My rattatta is cooler!
Heh, Metal Gear exclaimation mark.
Gold has been captured by the Rockets!
Incoming codec…
Joey: Gold? Gold!? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
oh jeez i hated that kid…. the first time he called i was like " do you wanna battle?" and then he just talked about his ratata…. i thought it was kind of strange….. then he called again and he kept talking about his ratata, … and then again…. after a while i just fucking ignored him……. but then finnally when he asked for a battle my pokemon were to high lvl to fucking care about him and his retarded ratata.
That grunt is just jealous of Joey's Rattata. http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=212
Team Rocket Grunt used Choke!
Gold whited out!
……
Gold with a broken neck ran to the closest pokemon center to tend his injuries. Nobody knew how to treat people.
NEW GAME
This comic doesn't make any sense! That Team Rocket member wouldn't have grabbed Gold. He would have just ran up to him and had a Pokemon Battle… which he would lose. He would then give Gold some money and then just stand around saying the same line over and over.
Mine is a knife that shall pierce the 69p! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?
Gold should sue Silph Co over the damages caused from this incident because the Pokegear does not have a vibrate option.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU……….
There is no Joey.
There is only Steve.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Idiot, why didn't he diguise himself instead? Is not like some idiot is going to ruin your clever diguise when you're almost in, right?
Sorry Joey, but if your shorts aren't comfy and easy to wear, your Rattata and pride as a Youngster trainer are rendered invalid.
Behold, the advanced new technology which proffessor Elm invented. You'll never run out of contact space, but every character calls you for no reason -- and when you want to battle them (like the hope I had for adding the contacts) they do nothing.
Ring Ring, "Hey guess what my rattata evolved! lol just kidding, it only leveled once. Anyway how are you, my rattatas fine, i was watching the news the other day and it said that if you take the calcium from the front teeth of the rattata you can cure various diseases. My Rattata got a nickname its Mr.Snugglekins. OK BYE"
._. And from that day forward he never answerd his phone again
Ah irrelevant things always make my day so much better, Random crown, Its like it brings joy, Large book, To my average day, Jewel encrusted Scepter, For one i enjoy the irrelevance, Fresh Water Fish, But theres always someone else, Delicious cake, that usurps your irrelevance, The fish again, With more irrelevance. But with that People of Halolz. i thank you, Expensive Magnifying glass.
My friend hacked the game so he could see Rattata's IVs. They're straight 30's.
Hey Joey, your phone calls are annoying! They're like, in the top percentage of annoying phone calls! That is all… CLICK!
HEY! THAT ROCKETS CHEATING! Everybody KNOWS he has to send out a zubat and koffing, and get decimated!
Your pokemon sucks, my pokemon is AAAAAAWESOOOOOOOOOME
I miss that in the original Gold/Silver, you could delete phone numbers…
Kotone? Breasts? Don't make us laugh.
Ahhh… I remember this back in Ye Olden Days of Pokémon Gold… Always calling me about stupid shit. Kind of like my girlfriend.
Except I've never had a girlfriend.
And I murdered anyone who called to tell me their [Pokémon here] looks cute in stupid accessory/is getting stronger/made poopoo on the floor/which other stupid rat-dog it's fucking the eggs out of.
Wow, I've been bitter lately.
See Gold?
That's why I put my cellphone into vibrate mode.
Probably not relevant, but could you tell me who drew the comic panels, the one on deviant art? I don't see any signature… then again, I may just be being stupid
Artist Found: http://chikinnugets.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lz…
If he gets out of this, it would be a…
*shades*
CLOSE CALL
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Rule 34.
It's safe to say Female Protagonist #5 is the top of the list…
Or maybe second.
I only take the females' phone numbers, because I'm always interested in their 'tatas.
Gold is no solid snake
YOU SIR ARE FULL OF WIN +1 (AND WHEN I LOG OFF ANOTHER +1)
I like art. http://wildcritters.ws/post/show/25511/
=V
Nope.
Gold just got…
*shades*
called out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH--
*gets shot for overused meme*