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A LASER BEAM TO THE CROTCH - Does it burn when you pee? It will now.

This pain is almost as bad as my space herpes! Almost…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:10 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Lasers, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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Ow, my balls! ... Do it again!

Funny, I didn't feel anything that time.
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14 replies · active 766 weeks ago
True assassins kill you before you were even born.
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Try erectin' the dispenser now, Master Chief.
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3 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Enemy sniper used Hyper Beam! Critical hit!
Spartan forgot Harden! Spartan is now in incredible pain!
Good luck making a baby spartan now.
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A long range way of getting rid of that embarrassing tattoo.
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6 replies · active 761 weeks ago

Yup.
Flamthrower Pee has taken up a whole new level.
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If only we could see the facial expression behind the mask...
Probably look something like this...
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Masterchief is so awesome he shits lightning bolts and pisses laser beams! And sneezes napalm, but they never really mention that in the game...
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
Halo in my Halolz?
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2 replies · active 766 weeks ago
New meaning to "Fire Crotch"?
Or did he teach his penis to Shoop?
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7 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Hey! That's what my piss looks like when i drink Gatorade! :D
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
And this is why you don't bring a knife to a sniper fight. Even if the knife is a key that when stuck in people unlocks their death.
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
Who wouldn't feel that pain in morning.
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Well, I guess that gives the phrase "headshot" a whole new meaning.
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Why do they always aim for the crotch..... thats the kind of shots they said could only exist in fairy tales, the kind of shots they said could never exist!
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funny, because it looks like the Genie using magic...on Chief's crotch. Now what could he have wished for?
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
Pssh, Not Like It Didn't Already! Right Gentlemen? Right...? Why Isn't Anybody Saying Yes? Aw Man...
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2 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Ow! My ovaries...
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Spy sappin' mah Master Chief!
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3 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Being a lower grade Spartan can be lonely at times. Best to fill those times with self satisfaction.
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Man, you gotta hate those nasty side effects from Space AIDS.
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headshots? i think not.
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
Personally, I ENJOY my new electro-penis! I mean sure, my girlfriend doesn't, but who cares about what SHE thinks?
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2 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Sonic: Don't worry dude, I understand.
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Guess that's a different type of shock nut...
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Little did Billy Batson know that the Mjolnir armor would cause his powers to severely backfire
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INB4 Snipin a good job mate!
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"And i am firin' lazers with my dick!"
Jack Black in Pick of Destiny! :D
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Yeah, thats right. Spartans can jiz at the speed of light
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i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh takes lazrs to the crotch and doesnt afraid of anything
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