It makes sense… if you need more health, cut out the middleman!
By Brett P

SCREW FAIRIES, EAT HEARTS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2010 · 8:53 AM

(182 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)

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Advice Meme, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Wii, Wild Animals

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GraveZombie on July 31st, 2010 1:00 pm

This isnt the new Advice Kratos is it? Because if it is…Its pretty cool!
LeoTheProdigy on July 31st, 2010 1:05 pm

Courage Wolf Link?
Alpar on July 31st, 2010 1:41 pm

EVERYONE TAKE COVER, NEW "MEME" DETECTED.
Arb on July 31st, 2010 9:47 am

…..Huh, that link to the lesbikips did affect me, because that first line seems wrong somehow.
Rockman X on July 31st, 2010 2:43 pm

This gives a new meaning to Courage Wolf….
Cause it's Wolf Link, and you know, Link always has the triforce of courage(as compared to Ganondorf getting power, and Zelda getting wisdom…. Link really got fucked over at the triforce division)
Cypher on July 31st, 2010 2:56 pm

That's cool and all, but faries have twice the fiber than hearts.

KEEPS YOU REGULAR.
Dracojounin7 on July 31st, 2010 2:59 pm

Screw fairies? He must've given up on Zelda.
TheFancyPants on July 31st, 2010 3:25 pm

SCREW THE FAIRIES! I HAVE RUPEES!
spaghettiweegee on July 31st, 2010 11:34 am

Tempt death! You've got three bottled fairies!

Kill Ganon in the future! Save the world in the past!

Screw with the fabric of time! Take your masks back to the beginning of the three day cycle WITH you!

I've got a million of these!
Tifakitteh on July 31st, 2010 3:39 pm

If this gets put on a t-shirt, it so is the new three wolf moon shirt.
BlazingBlur on July 31st, 2010 3:54 pm

Courage Wolf Link tells you to…. DRESS YOUR WOUNDS IN SALT AND BLEACH!
tveye on July 31st, 2010 3:58 pm

They sell hearts in convenience stores.

Hyrule is a disturbed place.
Roflcopter419 on July 31st, 2010 4:09 pm

Hm… Courage Wolf based semi-meme…. Looks amusing, but be on the lookout for unfunny reposts.
ArmyOfMidgets on July 31st, 2010 4:27 pm

GET A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

PUT IT ON A COURAGE WOLF MEME AND POST IT ON HALOLZ
Inky Blue on July 31st, 2010 4:28 pm

…and then what?
Kirby_Emprer on July 31st, 2010 5:41 pm

hearts taste like chicken i'll bet <o<. and hey a courage thing! and its not kratos this time!
Missinko009 on July 31st, 2010 5:43 pm

HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT!!!
SAVE THE KINGDOM!!!
Dimomarg on July 31st, 2010 7:12 pm

My Courage Kratos Radar is beeping. I hope it's just a false alarm, cause that shit got annoying.
Taiho on July 31st, 2010 4:37 pm

SCREW HEARTS!
EAT FAIRIES!
died70 on July 31st, 2010 8:48 pm

I can only think of indiana jones,
KALIMA! KALIMA!
Indie cover your heart!
DM1293 on July 31st, 2010 5:49 pm

CANT SPEAK WORDS?
BECOME A FURRY MEME
AuraMaster on July 31st, 2010 11:19 pm

Courage Kratos, eat your heart out.

Or else, Courage Wolf Link will do it.
Coodoo on July 31st, 2010 11:35 pm

Whatever keeps you away from the Courage Kratos, Handyside…
Tael on July 31st, 2010 11:51 pm

*cries*
VJoe10 on August 1st, 2010 12:03 am

Wait… What?
died70 on July 31st, 2010 9:51 pm

screw hearts, I have Ganondorf!
Rockman X on August 1st, 2010 2:04 am

Thank you, Missinko old pal, for proving my point.
sorin255 on August 1st, 2010 9:44 am

See a long chain of comments.
Push the box even further to the right.
Coodoo on August 1st, 2010 9:19 pm

pingas
GuessWho666 on August 2nd, 2010 9:11 pm

HEY!LISTEN!
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