You would think there’d be a pretty big need for a CSI team in Kanto… what with all the “fainted” Pokémon corpses lying around.
By Bogswallop, submitted by Nathan E.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2010 · 12:02 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon, Retro, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Shocking Results, Teamwork · Leave a comment () 172 Comments |
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Well, that was certainly an ELECTRIFYING experience.
+1 for the first person who can name the city.
Squirtle used Meme!
It's Super Effective!
Funny, if the killer's an electric type, why'd they send another water type after it?
Caruso's got nothing on Squirtle.
Lmao, it's about fucking time we got a CSI Halolz, after all the CSI posting we do here.
Looks like the victim's familiars
*cool shades*
Are paralized
SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Meanwhile, everyone within the Kanto region are wondering where that loud yell came from.
THE BAD CSI PUNS! THEY'VE INFECTED THE SUBMISSIONS! THE END IS NIGH!
Squirtle. Squirt-Squirtle
*Sunglasses*
'rtle.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You wa shock?
Awwww :(
It looks like this episode's plot…
*squirtle squad shades*
…is full of Gloom.
yeah.
as if i didnt see THAT coming.
i helped many of you get to 69 e-peen
now help me! return the favor!
SHOW SOME HALOLZ LOVE!
That yell was mewtwo. He provides YEAHs for anyone in 10 miles of recently equipped shades.
Squirtle Squad + CSI = UBER WIN.
CSI? in MY submissions?
Why is it called CSI: Pallet Town? The town at the end is Cerulean.
It seems more appropriate to call it CSI: Kanto Region.
looks like he's about to enter *puts on sunglasses* a WHIRLD of hurt.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
lol suckish polywhirl humor =p
Oh Squirtle, your callous disregard for life makes me chuckle so.
i would watch that show
hey umm….maybe you dont know this but this was first on a website, http://www.Furaffinity.net
if this person isnt the same person who made this…they are gunna be pist…
In other news SPAIN WON THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH SPAIN'S KING!!!
*Insert YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! comment here*
OBJECTION!
A Gloom can't be found in the wild near Cerulean City!
I like memes, they're funny and easy to wear…I mean…I like Squirtles…
Apparently that Poliwhirl went to Lt. Surge's gym and battled one on one.
And the result?
Not too good…
Gotta love the "Submissions you might like" bar… http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/22/mary-died-of-dys…
Is the website suggesting the best course of action now is to eat the poliwhirl corpse?
Squirt. Squirtle Squirtle.
*sunglasses*
Squi.
SSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I'm guessing I'm not the only one who knows this, but did you know that in the original Manga the Pokemon actually died? Its kind disturbing to think about.
Did anyone else notice that Gloom doesn't have that sticky white substance coming out of her mouth? He he he…
A squirtle walks into a bar.
Squirtle: Can I have a martini?
Bartender: Shoryuken.
Squirtle: What?
Bartender: Sorry, just wanted to add a bit of SPARK into this conversation.
Squirtle: Stop it with the puns. Only I make them.
Bartender: Anyway, do you want BUBBLEs with your martini?
Squirtle: *sigh* Guess this needs …
*puts only sunglasses*
Squirtle: a MEAN LOOK into.
Everyone in bar: YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Meanwhile, in Pallet Town…)
Nurse Joy: You hear that?
Professer Oak: Nope(.avi)
Nurse Joy: I’m sure I heard something
Professer Oak: Must have been a SUPERSONIC sound then.
Nurse Joy: /facepalm
Thats not Pallet town…….