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FALCON LUNCH!

So… is he shopping for his falcon’s lunch, or did he put the falcon in the cart ’cause he’s planning on eating it later? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night.
From ICHC, submitted by Tina

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2010 · 12:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (271 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Photo Op, Super Smash Bros, Wild Animals

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Show me yo discount coupons!
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Attention Shoppers, we are having a sale on the following items: Falcon Punch, with a two for one if you are showin' your moves, Starfox Coffee mix, please be noted that if Mr.Wolf o' Donnell wont let you drink it, we are not liable for your misfortunes, and finally Sandvichs.
Thank you and have a good day.
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I bet it's favourite drink is
*sunglasses*
Some PUNCH.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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3 replies · active 774 weeks ago
Falcon Lunch in the belly is better than Falcon Punch in the belly. Except for the abortion case.
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The falcon is obviously going to eat the man instead of whatever he buys it.
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
I don't see why he's buying the falcon his lunch. After all, the falcon can get it himself with a single kick.
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
Now remember kids. You need at least 5 hours daily contact with a falcon to grow up big and strong.
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actually the falcon is just buying his soylent green in bulk.
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2 replies · active 774 weeks ago
Must... Not... Rage... At... Reused... Joke...
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7 replies · active 774 weeks ago
Show me ya (insert food or shopping relating thing here)!
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Perhaps the falcon IS lunch.
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SHOW ME YA FOOD!
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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago
FALCON WOULD LIKE SOME SALMON FOR FALCON LUNCH.
OR WHATEVER MIGHT BE ON SALE I DONT WANT TO BE A BOTHER SIR.
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Show ya ID!
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He's got a falcon hunch.
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If I was to train a Falcon, I'd so make him wear a small helmet. And teach him to say HYES!
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18 replies · active 773 weeks ago
He has wings, so how can he PUNCH!??
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this is off topic but, why no Red Dead Redemption submissions yet?
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5 replies · active 774 weeks ago
See? The Atlanta Falcons do their shopping like everyone else.
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3 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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