I always wondered how Sonic 2’s Oil Ocean Zone got the way it is… guess BP couldn’t cap that spill either.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2010 · 4:14 AM
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BP has officially lost their fortunes.
They have to save America, The Mushroom Kingdom, and Mobius!
When it comes to stopping the oil leak,
I believe Sonic only has one thing to say to BP:
"You're too slow!"
I'm tempted to see what would happen if I throw a match down into that ocean now…
If anything, this makes me wanna run across a oil spill.
Because OBVIOUSLY it can happen in real life if I can happen in a game.
"So now you just shoot the cop and take his car.."
was gonna write something serious but oh wait halolz
At first, I lol'd. Then I srs'd.
Jokes aside, this whole spill thing really is horrible. The worst part about it? BP is going to drive gas prices through the roof to "cover the expense" and after an initial dip of -at most- 50 points BP stocks are going to skyrocket.
The U.S. government should seize and freeze BP's american assets (which is over half their customer base) until this shit is fixed. Bet they'd work pretty fucking fast then.
bp -- bringing you the pest
I laughed out loud at this. Well played!
We didn't listen! WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!! *sobs*
So Sonic decided to pay back Mario for making fun of him all those years by leaking out oil into the Mushroom Kingdom.
Sonic you jerk.
next major world tragedy:
Someone will build a weird looking space colony and blow up the moon…. We'll then be plagued by the popularity/hatred of their emo "leader" returning from the dead
don't forget Azeroth -- how do you think the oil patches in Warcraft 2 came to be?
'Botnik Petroleum.
Well now all you liberals out there, are we running out of oil now? Seems to me we have too much :T
Bringing you the best? False advertisement at its finest.
They sent down some robots to fix the leak, but Sonic turned them into birds.
The birds subsequently drowned. A moment’s silence, if you will.
They sent down some robots to seal the leak, but sonic turned them into birds.
The birds subsequently drowned. A moment's silence, if you will.
No wonder sonic never swims.
All I can think of now is oil covered wildlife with this music playing: target="_blank">
Was oil man here? God, how much lube did he need?
Don't worry, Obama is here to kick Robotnik's ass!
Imagine the boss fights <(^_^)^ ^(^_^)>
Heheh, my brother actually said this to me the other day: "You know, with all the oil, our childhood dreams of living in a Sonic zone could come true! You know, Oil Ocean!"
I laughed. Then I cried. Dreams are so bitter sweet sometimes.
Need a Suicune Here!
Need a Suicune here!
Dammit Obama, just get a Suicune!
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