Yeah, princesses are alright, but true bros have to stick together.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2010 · 3:13 AM
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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that is, until the mission is over…
Then Mario is totally going to abandon you Luigi, just like he does every time. Get out before he does it again!
Plumber Pound!
wonder twin powers activate!
sure you say that now but the moment peach needs something like being saved its so long bros before hoes and hello to a lonely Luigi sitting home alone
Super Mario Broforce
-What did you say, J.R.?
-I said i love… Halolz! I love Halolz!
BROFIST YEEEEAAAAHHH!
brother? i never knew Mario had a brother! what was his name again?…
After they made contact, no one paid any attention to Mario ever again…
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finally some love for WEEGEE!
You beat me to it XD
It's a-Mario Brofist!
CSI miami….
*shades*
Joke.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Still….NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!!!
ya know luigi… that "bros before hos" thing only goes one way for you… when has mario ever helped you save your girl? never. would he help you if she ever got kidnapped? no. youre too loyal for your own good
CRY SOME MOOOOOOORE!
Five minutes later, this was seen happening…
How is Mario making physical contact with the air in front of him?
Luigi: I love you bro!
Mario: O_O
Luigi: O_O
Mario: uh…what'd you say?
Luigi: I said I love…mario64
Mario:Dude…righteous. hit me some skin!
I see what you did there.
Hey Mario, haven't you ever heard?
Chicks before dicks?
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That is all.
Luigi has: a vacuum(..?) a fireball that doesn't bounce (lame) and jumps that are to hard to predict and you always end up dieing. Woohoo.
Mario has: A god damn water powered, jet pack, rocket back pack thing! A fucking ball of bouncing fire. An addiction to shrooms (all the cool kids do it.) And like, eight side kicks (including Luigi)
Why does he put up with not paying attention to weegee?
FALCON BROFIST!
*double KO*
win.
Mario: Luigi! What the fuck!?
Luigi: What?
Mario: Your not supposed to save the princess!!!!!
Luigi: You've had like 400 games to save her! It's MY turn!!!!!