The epic tale of one man’s rise to power in Stillwater. And then I assume he went on to create Valve…
By FalconBK, submitted by Jason B.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2010 · 4:21 PM |
Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Swordplay, Uncategorized, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 94 Comments |
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Rosie o'donnel?
All that came to mind was: Heavy Weapons Guy -- The Early Years.
GOD! HE'S SO FAT!
So he's the douchebag who always brings a gun to a knife fight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
…I don't get it…
He is like the Chuck Norris of game industry!
<insert fat joke that is amazing here>
<insert a TF2 related joke that would give me +1 here>
And yet, the Engie update STILL isn't out yet.
Wait I thought Gabe was more of a knife guy than a gun guy?
Everytime you make a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he forwards the release date of Episode 2 by a week.
Just throwing that out there.
The lesson? NEVER fuck with fat people.
All in a day's work.
0:56
I think this is fake. If there's one thing I learned from Dead or Alive, it's that cute ninja girls are invincible, and don't even need a weapon to kick your ass.
Strangely, his favourite class is the spy.
-1 troll. I can get everyone else's comments, but someone needs to fix mine.
All I see when I watch this is Shawn running around with a courage kratos gun killing the citizens of Halolz. Why Shawn? WHY!?
So this is why he dropped out of Harvard
good choice imo
Gabe Newall knows where you sleep Shigeru Miamoto…he's coming for you next.
So Jack Thompson was right about video game violence after all.
Just not in the way he expected.
so, the half life series is loosely* based on Gabe's life?
*too losely**
**WAY TO LOOSELY***
***not at all
:O inb4 mah o-face
Meanwhile at Valve…
Because he never really was on our side?
Jump off Buildings!
LIKE A BOSS
Take off the glasses for instant Bobby Kotick Mode.
This is all from Saints Row II for those that wanna know.
"This is our city… we can do whatever the fuck we want."
I assume he went on to say:
"…Let's make a gaming company."
@1:06 you can see him taking out a Sony executive
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!