His only crime is that he loves TOO much! Well that and the murder…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2010 · 12:04 PM
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I think Big Daddy could go to Neverland instead of Heaven…
He and Michael Jackson would get along great.
Too soon?
wait how is he holding a book open with his drill?
Looks like their his children, now.
Big Daddy: Quick kids into the vents!
*the next day*
Reporter: 15 children were found stuffed inside of an air vent. Reports say they died of asphyxiation and severe internal injuries. The father of the fifteen children was found in tears apparently just back from deep sea diving. Mr. Big Daddy do you have anything you would like to say?
BG: I just wanted to help them harvest! *sobs*
Reporter: There you have it folks. A daycare farming project gone awry…
New physichal tonic: Loving daddy! Increases your love for kids but eliminates your pacience for fathers.
I have drill. Your argument is invalid!
So this is why you're not supposed to use videogames to babysit your kids…
Poor Big Daddy doesn't dig the idea of the parents taking their kids back…
In an unrelated matter, I just noticed, but it looks like the instant CSI website…
*glasses*
is down!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God dammit, I need a 360/PS3 so I can understand these Bioshock things. All I have is a Wii, PS2,, N64 and an Orange Box.
Guess he showed them
*Puts on sunglasses*
Who's their daddy.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Silly guy, the Jackson biomod allows you to come back from the dead in a awesome suit and control the dead with your awesome dance moves. It also gives you the horrible side effect of making little sisters unharvestable due to wanting little brothers instead.
GWAAAAAAUUUH!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!….daddy…
and when we run out of drill *revs up a gigadrill* their gunna wish we hadn't
Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who's the only one?
Hey little sister who's your superman?
Hey little sister who's the one you want?
Hey little sister shot gun!
Child Protective Services Employee: Little Sister, what did Big Daddy do to you?
Little Sister: He penetrated me. With his drill.
CSS Employee: Funny euphemism. But seriously, what did he do to you?
Little Sister: I am serious!
CSS Employee: uhhhhh…
Parental guidence not advised, unless you hate them…
HIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE PARENTHOOD!
Spot the guy in the last panel who just saw a Big Daddy dong!
*Girl sees Big Daddy use plasmid*
Little girl: Maybe it's a tumor?
Big Daddy: IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
Now who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Hey on that panel where all the kids are sleeping, see all those drawings pinned up? One of those kids drew sperm……..
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Big Daddy VS Pedobear VS Chris Hansen!
Death match!
Chris Hansen would be so proud.
Unless its a dayc…
Yea sorry folks. I got nothing this time.
well no one likes parents, they ruin some video games, saying its too graphic :P
big daddy daycare
price: two bazookas
Why is a young Cid Highwind in a windbreaker running a temp agency?
Girl: this is my Daddy and he drills holes in people that are mean to me.
I didn't think the big daddies were THAT retarded :[