Being a witch isn’t easy… those claws may be good for slashing up survivors, but they suck at pounding energy drinks!
By Kausa, photo by Paranoidelusion
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2010 · 10:39 AM
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Categories: Cosplay, Left 4 Dead, Photo Op, Teamwork, Valve Software, Zombies · Leave a comment (40 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
(4.91 out of 5)
Wonderpets? On my Halolz? I approve.
We finally know the reason witches are always crying, Bitches need their Monster…
Witch: Hey, i'm Witch, you may recognize me from popular video games such as Left4Dead and Left4Dead 2, but i'm not here to eat your brains, well, i am, but that's not the subject, no, i'm here to talk about an important issue for zombies and humans alike, see, it doesn't matter if you are alive or undead, you need energy. But sometimes, you just don't get enough energy from your average food, or your average brains, in that case, i, like many other zombies and non-zombies such as Abraham Lincoln and Neil Armstrong, turn to Monster Energy Drink, the only energy drink that gives a zombie the energy to chase humans and a human the energy to run away from zombies while also giving a great number of options in taste. Buy now. And if you hear someone crying, try to shoot at it, it'll all be good.
I guess zombies drink Energy Drinks made from liquidized brains and blood, with bits of guts?
Dibs being the one helping her go to the toilet.
Am I the only one noticing the fact they're cosplaying in public?
Because cosplaying in public is always win.
"Why I am I crying? Because I don't have AWESOME COOL ASS ENERGY DRINK!!!!"
"DON"T WORRY BITCH I"LL GIVE YOU SOME!!!!"
"YEEEEEAAAAH ENERGY!!!"
"YEEEAAAAH"
"YEAAAAAHHHHH"
THAT'S FUCKIN' TEAMWOOOORK!
Anyone can hear the Rocky theme song and see the witch in a box fight versus a tank?
"The only thing that got me out of my depression was sport, it was boxing. I decided to stop bitching ans sobbing about my situation, and now I face survivors and punch them to death with my claws, my killing rate has increased 20%. Tonight I'll go for the gold belt in the zombie league against "Dead fists" McTanksky"
That kinda looks like Mercer. Now we know who's behind the monster infestation.
That energy will give the Witch in everyone GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
I'd hit that Witch…
…with an axe.
Do you guys know where I could find sailors?
*sees witch sleeping and tickles her nose with a feather*
*witch impales her face with her claws*
selfpwnd
There's an infection…
This is SEEWIOUS!
Humans in mah Halolz?
TAAAAAAAANTRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM