The idea of a pokémon three-way is bad enough… but the results are even more fiendish! DNA simply shouldn’t be combined that way or else you’re stuck with Princess obsessed demon turtles!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2010 · 8:06 PM
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The grass part of him is reserved for Peach, if you know what I mean.
Now the question is, from which Pokemon did Bowser get the princess obsession from?
MIND = BLOWN
Venusaur: Bind-ing her down.
Blastoise: Hydro Pump-ing her full of goo.
Charizard: Making it Blast Burn when she pees.
But that still doesn't explain where he got those HUMONGOUS FIERY RED EYEBROWS!!!!
You forgot he's also part rocket team, because he knows what it is to fail at kidnapping and making up evil plans
[nerdrant]surprisingly those three have been combined at least twice before. once in an episode with a ghastly that was disguised as some widows ghost or something. I'm pretty sure they were also combined in the first Pokemon movie, but I could be wrong…[/nerdrant]
hmm…Machoke + Darkrai + Mewtwo = Ganondorf?
(ignore the fact that two of those don't breed)
The question is…
Who's behind of all this??
"Congratulations! Your Charizard evolved into…Bowser!?!?"
…
"…Where did your Blastoise and Venusaur go?"
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
Bowser used Kidnap!
…
It's not very effective.
The sad part is, I've always thought this, but lack the ability to add plus and equals signs to pictures of Pokemon and Bowser.
iTS MATHEMATIC!ITS SCIENCE!Now all we need is a crowbar!
I don't see where Venusaur comes in here.
HOW THE HELL DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!
Oh shit, all caps…
Breakthrough, but still doesn't beat the Nobel Prize Winning submission that found the missing link between Pirate and Ninjas a few years back.
Where did Bowser get his spikes?
Why didn't he get Charizard's wings?
Why doesn't he use Blastoise's cannons?
Why does Venusaur suck so much?
Why am I still asking pointless questions?
Wait, Bowser came out 10 years before Pokemon did… YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
Hmm….thats pretty cool.
I wonder…
Pikachu+Lucario+Weezing+Rotom= OH DEAR GOD! WHAT EVILS DID YOU JUST BRING ON THIS WORLD!? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
It actually looks like Browser is their father.
Oh god we all know who the mother is…
MY BRAIN
IT DOES NOT WANT TO ACCEPT WHAT BIT SEES BUT IT CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
It doesn't end here.
Poketrainers need more Skitty on Bowser action.
NO. They did not lay an egg. Captain falcon PAWNCHED them together.
Well that's what happens when you leave them all in the day care too long.
"If you want your SINAGAINSTNATURE back, it will cost $10000."
[Breeder]
This makes me rethink all of my constant breeding to create incredibly powerful Ralts and Igglybuff…
[/Breeder]
[Mad Scientist]
NEXT TIME I SHALL COMBINE THEM!!!!!
[/Mad Scientist]
Pokemons are so cute, i kind of love all of them.~,*