I’d void her warranty so bad! …I mean if the original Game Boy was still under warranty… which they wouldn’t be because they’re so old… JUST NEVERMIND OKAY
Dress by SewOeno (via Tiny Cartridge)
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2010 · 7:34 AM |
Categories: Fashion Faux Pas, Gameboy, Motivational, Nintendo, Photo Op, Systems, Too Much Free Time · Leave a comment () 122 Comments |
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Boy, would I like to play card games with her.
And by card games I mean sex.
In the words of Snake,
"AW HOTNESS! I WANNA BANG YOU!"
Never before have I wished the Gameboy had L and R buttons.
But godammit, I do now.
Dyamn. I'd like to change her batteries.
Also… I guess that's not a GameBOY anymore.
The gameboy was born in 1989 making her totally legal.
Gameboy Dress:
+ 0.5 nakedness prevention
+ 1 Boy attraction
+ >9000 Geek attraction
-- 1 Girl attraction
And you say Brownkidd needs to read Halolz more often Shawn? This was posted on ALBOTAS almost as long ago as that Guile GIF, although admittedly not as a demotivational.
Well it looks like someone…
*puts on sunglasses*
wants to have their buttons pushed…
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Wow, this NCSI thing is getting a lil stale…)
That’s so adorable!! She needs some kinda matching hair accessories!
I’m inspired, I wanna make a DS dress or something!! ^o^
I'd mainly press the start button.
With a certain part of my body.
nice tatoo
too bad it's not touchscreen…
This gives a new meaning to "plug and play"
I'd tap that.
It has to be done!
I dont like it.
It cant play pokemon!i will stay with my gameboy color that plays pokemon,woman!
id put my cartridge in her game slot
Wouldnt mind turning her on.
plus i hear she holds 4 batteries.
I'd like to turn her on and play some games with her… eheheheheheeehhh….
If she was a PSP I don't think anyone would want to play with her…
CAUSE THEN SHE'D HAVE NO GAME(S)!!!
So much for the old staircase abortion.
…Oh god, even I found that to be in horrible taste.
Alright, but when you guys have sex with her, don't forget the condom.
You don't want her to get Missingno, now would you?
It says in the Hackers manual:
Rule 1: Warranties are meant to be voided.
Sorry kids, you must be18 or older to play this console.
↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A start.
….
Did anything happen?
OBJECTION!
I am clearly a chibi lawyer with a monocle and tophat
YOUR SPYCHECK IS INVALID
"Do not drop, hit or otherwise abuse"
Damn, well I guess I can't marry her… aka hit, drop and abuse her… OwO
I'd like to blow her slot clean.
This dress needs to be mass-produced and sold to the masses. Now!
This must be Soviet Russia, because gameboy
*puts sun glasses on*
is turning ME on.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The gameboy is useless! The cartridge slot is vertical not horizontal! I cant play my games now ARRGGHHHH!!!!!
I’d “enter the Konami Code” into that, if you know what I mean.
…what I mean is donkey punch.
The only sound I need to hear is "Oh, oh God, oh yes!"
great dress, cute girl, call me. :)
What's the cheat code to get her naked?
I'd mash those but- … slight deja-vu…..