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FINALLY… someone (Albino Blacksheep) answers the age old question… what would TF2 be like if it were an old fashioned cartoon?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2010 · 3:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (682 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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First of all, I doubt old cartoons would have so much phallic imagery. Well, maybe if you included Freakazoid in the old cartoon category.

Secondly, it's in excess of 9000 PSI.

Finally, the Scout died by sausage penetration. I guess it's in the family.
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7 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Spy + Pyro = Spyro the Dragon
*facepalm*
How come I didn't see it sooner?
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11 replies · active 791 weeks ago
2:34

Who the hell is that green guy?
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19 replies · active 632 weeks ago
Tumbleweed spy is win.
Father Gregori marrying Spy and Pyro is win.
Spyro is win. (Blue and Red making Purple is also win.)
The cigarette case/bloody medic jacket fakeouts are win.
Animation, facial expressions, Alyx catching the bouquet is win.
Pyro in a swimsuit at the end... well, not so much win, but she has a great personality, so I'll overlook it.

All-in-all, one of the funniest things I've seen in a good long time.

Also, WOO! My (co)submission got posted almost immediately! Validation!
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5 replies · active 791 weeks ago
No

*sunglasses*

Comment.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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During the honeymoon, I wonder if the spy ever got a burning sensation.
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I didn't know Cupid was a hacker...i mean seriously, two hits in one shot?

...then again it IS a crossbow...maybe Valve made it special for him?
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1 reply · active 791 weeks ago
YEAH TOAST!!!
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
2:29- RED Heavy and BLU Sniper's faces sum up the entire video.
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An image just popped into my head.

In the image, an engineer is beating the pregnant pyro's stomach to make the baby "build faster."

Is something wrong with me?
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My words can not describe how much I love this video...so wrong yet so right. I love my sick sense of humor.
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Well, now we all know the answers to one of the greatest mysteries ever. Cupid plays a Sniper :3
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Spyro? why that is the stupidest......
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/crit/dark/backstab/D10EF4...
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THAT SPY IS A SPY!!!!!!

Ow, wait...

Also: DO WANT TOASTY!
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5 replies · active 790 weeks ago
What. Is. This. I. Don't. Even.
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1 reply · active 791 weeks ago
That is so awesome XD
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We could've gone WITHOUT the cone and the tire.
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After seeing this video I can now die without feeling there was something missing in my life.

Next: Scout & Heavy.
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Fucking WIN.
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Well played Albino... Well... Played...
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about 1:01 is the perfect time to have the "YEAH TOAST!" voice
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The animation kind of looks like Lucha Libre

On an unrelated note, the site seems to be glitching a bit...it isn't much, but the tab keeps closing
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at first at 2:16 and on i was like...
NO!!! NOT THE IMAGES! IT BURNS MY MIND!!!

then at 4:50 i was like...
sorta deja-vu and WTF?!?!
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Well... All of my questions have been answered.
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I gave this five stars before I even watched it cuz I knew it'd make me laugh.

Little did I know it would make me uber laugh

Then I tried giving it five stars. I already had. I became sad that I couldn't five star it again.

The end.

True story.
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
BY THE BEARD!
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BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BABIES ARE MADE!
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Anyone else notice Pyro gets boobs and the movie progresses?
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Judging by my calculations, roughly 14 people rated this a 4/5. OR 5 people rated it 3/5.

Whoever did not rate this masterpiece a 5, i shall hunt you down and make you regret the day you were born MAGGOT.

Seriously, This is the best thing i have seen on halolz ever. This is even better than meet the spy.
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3 replies · active 791 weeks ago
2:48
Chell: "This cake is great... it's so delicious and moist."
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Ah, the burning passion of LOVE.
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I'd post a witty comment describing how awesome this is, but I am quite unable to as it's amazingness has reduced my mind to an odd smelling putty.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to bludgeon a chair with an old man's joint medication.
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inb4thatpyrosaspy?

Sorry, I have nothing to say that's worth hearing.
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So..... this ends the battle of Pyro's gender confusion..... my God that was as bad as Shiek.....
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Saw this the other day. No words can express how much win this is.
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4 replies · active 791 weeks ago
I am scar'd 4 life, for like the millionth time already. But the Spyro part, never saw it coming and was genius the movie was. My grammar just ded.
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Sometimes "win" isn't enough to describe things. For example this
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Thanks to everyone, including myself, that submitted this hellspawn to Halolz.

Mission accomplished, cake for all!
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10 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Engineer just had to be toast. Had to be.
And Eli and Barney's nudging...oh wow....
Makes me glad I posted it.
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i loved it right up until spyro
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
2:22
sniper kun
4:26
Mentlegen
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2 replies · active 791 weeks ago
Faved this video yesterday. It was hilarious, but the kissing scene is a little... yeah.
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