Well he is the very model of a scientist salarian!
Submitted by Willie L.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2010 · 10:09 PM |
Categories: Aliens, BioWare, Electronic Arts, Mass Effect, Musical, PC, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 57 Comments |
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Play me off, Johnny!
I wish more games had singing alien scientists. ) :
*awkward silence*
Encore! Encore!
I am the very model of a halolz individual
My comments are all comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to Falcon Kicks that crush your head
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and sandvich making eateries
From Google here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like Heavy Rain and Meet the Spy and Pyro (who's a cannibal)
When in a jam, I act like Wolf and villains all freeze in their tracks
Then I sneak up, then undisguise, and take my knife and stab their backs
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny
From Daifuku and Sir Badonk to the loud screaming toast engie
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical,
I am the very model of a halolz individual!
(+1's go to the first guy to recognize from where I ripped most of this off)
HIT EET DOKTOR!
Jawohl!
I am the very model of a Mass Effect 2 individual,
I use the Renegade options whenever they're available,
I avoid Tsundere whenever possible,
I try to hunt for Minerals
This combat is quite visceraaaaalll!!
….I got nothing. I don't even have ME2
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That may be well and good, doctor, but…
I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that fall on your head
Awkward pause was awkward.
The ten second wait made me Lol more than the singing Alien did.
Am I going to hell for that?
AAAAAWKWARD MOOOOOMENT
Love the awkward pause.
Kinda creepy that Mordin sings like that, but even creepier that the character looks almost exactly like mine… take off the black lipstick, and voila.
Inb4anyreferencetotheportalsong.Forgreatjustice.
*cough
Children have You ever met the Bogeyman before?
No, of course You haven't for You're much too good, I'm sure;
Don't You be afraid of him if he should visit You,
He's a great big coward, so I'll tell You what to do:
And people think Garrus is cooler :<
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
AH TOLD YOU!!! BUT YAH DID NOOT LEESTEN! I TOLD YU EET WAS COMING! HIS MANY MANY SONGS ARE NOW IN YOUR HEAD!!!
ahem, I must say I am rather sorry for my recent outburst. I shall try to be more educated in my commentation……… download mordin's song on your omni-tool ;D