Wait… didn’t he swear to God that when he evolved he was going to kill us all?
O SHI- RUUUUUUUUN
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2010 · 8:31 PM
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Magikarp used steroids
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Magikarp used rampage
Foe pokemon "faints"
Foe trainer "faints"
You "faint"
Guy watching the fight "faints"
Granny passing by "faints"
*"faints"*
Magikarp evolved into
MANLYKARP!!!!!
Inb4 SUPAH EFFECTIVE
All those muscles and he still only knows Splash……..oh jesus….what if he….EVOLVES?!
WTF???
http://downloads.flashkit.com/soundfx/Mayhem/Expl…
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
dude lay off the rare candys
GENTLEMEN! BEHOOOOLD!
GIGANTIC FISH NIPPLES! WITH A GIGANTIC FISH…. COCK!
….
AND NOW YOU LOOK AT IT! YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER A SANE HUMAN BEING!!!!
BAH HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My God…how did this spawn from the ocean?
Kids, don't cheat your Magikarp. Don't use 'roids on him.
Sure this one got muscles fast, but he didn't EARN them. A real winner would have gone out for one turn against fifteen million level three shiny pidgey's before running away immediately because all he knew was splash. This Magikarp has no character. He has never learned the value of experience.
Also: shriveled poke'balls.
This was a mix between a Magikarp, Machoke, and a Jinx.
And that is why threesome breeding has been denied for Generation 5.
he's here to pump *clap* you up! :O
…His Liver?
I am now officially afraid to go fishing and use surf anywhere outside of battle in any Pokemon game now. Thank you, Trunks, for submitting this demonspawn Shawn calls a commission. If you need me, I am finding some industrial strength bleach.
Looks like Magicarp…
*Sunglasses*
just got pumped.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
my friends.. this is what happens when you divide by 0… i hope you have learned your lesson from this (probably not)
Magikarp: Quickly retrieve arms from Pokeball.
So this is what they mean by "the king of the lake"
A Machoke has fucked a Magikarp
And now their son is here to fuck us
Science, my good man, has nothing to do with this! Even a scientist such as myself would not be involved in such atrocities! No, this is a sheer act of will…the Magikarp has grown tired of waiting to evolve so it has taken matters into its own fins!
YOU.
So wait…
Now he's the manliest Pokemon in the world??
If it is, it's going to say…
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!
MuscleKarp has no need for a trainer.
Oh my god, his muscles are so beefy you could barbecue them. Quick! Run away before he realizes he can kill us. He'll punch the out all our blood and show us pain really does hurt.
MAGIKARP used MANLY POSE!
It's… kinda creepy…
From Daifuku to SnovB those posts are made of pure win.
? NOWAI!!!
NOT GOOD GRAVY! ;_;
Is that a Gyarados in your pants, or a you just happy to see me?
So here's this Giant Enemy Magikarp.
And it hits your weak your weakspot…
Don't know about you guys, but I brought him for 500 "pokedollers" before I went to
Mt Moon…Won't be killin' me tonight!
O_____O
After years of being made fun of. "YEAH BITCHES WHO'S GETTIN HUMILIATED NOW, MOTHER FUCKERS" *Rips trainers head off and eats it*
I'll bet he likes Fish Sticks.
This is what the level 100 Magikarp look like in Platinum.
Now I'm wet. |:3
I feel sorry for the people who be trippin up all in his grill.