When ImmaLion saw the pics in this Kotaku article featuring some fan-made HD Zelda screenshots… he couldn’t resist captioning this one up!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2010 · 9:21 AM |
Categories: Adult Situations, Backstab, Nintendo, PC, Sneak Attack, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment () 149 Comments |
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This takes the meaning "Go fuck yourself" to a whole new level.
Okay, let's do the math here. If Link has a polar opposite (Dark Link) and assuming Link is straight (we hope…) Then by the Law of Inverses, Dark Link is gay!
Math can't explain the incest tho…
Hmm…didn't know Dark Link was a Spy. Who knew?
~*~
FIRST!!!!
"Sorry to pop in unannounced."
Use Master sword on self
Oh great, I'm sure a bunch of fangirls are having a fangasm right now
Sadly, this is where the fact Link is mute is a bad thing. He can't shout for help.
Once you go Black!Link you never go back >=3
Dark Link: I want you….Inside of me!
Link:…*The facial expression in the picture suits this pretty well, actually! How wells? HG Wells!*
It looks like Link…
*corrective lenses*
will need a lot of Courage.
MMMMM i want me some vanilla fo' ma chocolate
It'll be hard reaching his anal when he stuffs everything in his pants!
Now we need a Toon link version of this >: D lolicon
RAPE
My shop on Halolz? It's more likely than you think! (ImmaLion here)
Its buttsecks, not buttseckz. GET IT RIGHT!!!
Also, does it really qualify as rape? I mean, since YOU'RE doing it you automatically have consent.
Link: *self pep-talk* Alright, who's ready to go find Dark Link?
DL: Right behind you.
Remember, it doesn't count as rape if you either enjoy it, or if you yell "Surprise!"
So at the second case, Shadow Link is guilty.
ga-de-fuh-buwahp-GRTHARAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
<.> well being the nice guy that i am i can find you some… but im not posting links here … kids look at this stuff ((dumb kids))
yo dog, I heard you like link!
It's sex he didn't know he wanted
Technically anything you do to yourself isn't rape ;)
LINK!!!! WHY DID YOU "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" -N THE ASSHOLE! WHY WHY?
wow that looks great…. 0_0 the resolution not the…. well you know