AND FROM THE HEAVENS CAME AN ALMIGHTY FALCON KICK

Oh Moses… asking if it could it be parted… what a silly question!
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AND FROM THE HEAVENS CAME AN ALMIGHTY FALCON KICK

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 8, 2010 · 8:30 PM

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Church of Falcon, F-Zero, Kickin' It, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Under the Sea

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 794 weeks ago

And the Lord decreed..... a boot to the head.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 794 weeks ago

later that night a lucky fisherman dined on pre-grilled fish

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 794 weeks ago

This seems like a nice religion, can I join?

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Daifuku 113p · 794 weeks ago

Captain Falcon had to do it himself because Arch Angel Saxton Hale was off making fun of Chuck Norris's puny beard.

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Ataeru 91p · 794 weeks ago

isn't he supposed to be kicking away from the people instead of towards?

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deleted8824092 102p · 794 weeks ago

Isn't this the same as "and moses said to the red sea, 'show me your moves'"?

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 794 weeks ago

And on the seventh day, the Captain showed thy moves.

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Marzen 101p · 794 weeks ago

And as the mighty Falconites passed over the Red Sea, the Wolfians attempted to follow; and were thus crushed by the Captain's mighty moves and rage.

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Badonk 105p · 794 weeks ago

Damn! and i just finished writing that part! *re-writes*

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Leo E. 114p · 794 weeks ago

Ask not if it can be parted... ask if he feels like it.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 793 weeks ago

Wait a minute...
This has been done some time ago!

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DClaw 83p · 794 weeks ago

Unfortunatly, the kick was too powerful and flattened Ancient China in the process.

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Hareoic 88p · 794 weeks ago

This happen after he showed his moves to the king?

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 794 weeks ago

I've got a word of warning to you Falconites and Wolfites, the Kirbians are always watching your actions, walking among you. Remember their wrath of Untooned a long time ago. They are always waiting for your struggles to leave you weak.

In other news, I'm still paranoid of Kirby after the finale of There Will Be Brawl.

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Fission 75p · 794 weeks ago

Halolz needs a forum.

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8 replies · active 794 weeks ago

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KiruBananers 88p · 794 weeks ago

The Wolfites and the Falconians are nothing compared to our church of Pyronians.

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tveye 100p · 794 weeks ago

And as the Pharaoh crossed, the Captain delivered a mighty punch destroying his army.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 794 weeks ago

And as the waves parted, forced to show their moves, they knew they would be alright. They knew they would be alright.

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dekuskrub1 82p · 794 weeks ago

its been a while since we had a church of falcon post
i was wondering, if after we get enough of these church of falcon post, it would be published into a book?

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WolvenGlory 68p · 794 weeks ago

I'm getting tired of these.

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