Heya pizannos! It’s the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
…Poor Lou, he’s “Doin’ The Mario” up in heaven now.
By Nick Soapdish
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 21, 2009 · 11:19 PM
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Categories: Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Lords of the Dance, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Mario Bros, TV Shows · Leave a comment (152 Comments) |
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*Zippospear reforms in hand* Hehehe, You'll have to try harder than that.
You know….that one guy…with the face…and the hair…
Dai why go to the trouble, its just a wolfite.
*yells in the air*
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
*rumbling noise*
no, horses are terrible human beings
Inb4
Can't let you criticize this submisson, Cam
Reporter: Global Warming has taken a suddenly massive spike. The polar ice caps have melted to 25% of their former mass and planet wide flooding has been reported. California has also sunk into the ocean. In the aftermath of this huge natural disaster, we can only ask ourselves: What have we done?
A few hours earlier…
Okay…he asked for it. *charges Zippospear to maximum power and hurls it at Rofl* Ultimate Weapon of Destruction: Wrath of the Zippo Empire!!!
I was told we were fighting men!
*Does a barrel roll and dodges*
As do I. And you may notice that this post and the 9/11 ones are both by nick soapdish.
Just a wolfite?
Good sir, I am wolf's high priest, and you will refer to me as such.
Now that would imply murder. The 1933-2009 just shows that he is dead.
An anti-wolfite, huh?
Alright, away with you! I SMITE THEE!
*pulls out rat flail and proceeds to beat bleeker mercilessly.
Mario?
Man *sob* that's beautiful.
If I could, I would give you a 100 e-peen right now
Did all comments just dissapeared?!
:O
HACK!
I guess ID accidentally our comments.
Thats deep man….
My God, this was simply amazing. You, sir, just won the internet.
RIP Lou.
I wonder, if the world ws destroyed, id probably still be stuck on an island, but instead of being in the middle of the ocean, id be in the middle of space.
exactly. the dates just show his lifespan, not that wolf killed him
All the awesome people are dying off in 2009. D:
The question is why & who's next?
GAME OVER
Player Name
—L.O.U.—
Insert (1) more coins
…you sir…are epic…
Its not supposed to be a noun.
DONT JINX IT. UMM HE MEANT STEVE JOBS!
I made a horrible miscarriage joke to, but that's less remembered.
Dude…A moment of silence for the Great Lou Albano….He will be missed.
So then, how is Wolf not letting him dance? The implication is that wolf is responsible for the condition where he can't do the Mario, and that condition is that he is dead.
Oh, ja, the Wolf joke…
At my old school, I had one classmate whose name was James Brown, and I knew him around the time that the singer James Brown died. I mocked him for a few weeks saying "Ha ha, you're dead."
Actually, I think it shows that Wolf is acknowledging his death and mocking him, not being responsible for it.
It was even harder during the development process.
This bong, however…
*insert Ctrl+Alt+Del reference here*
Can't let you use that, pain reliever!
Smash Ball, anyone? Landmasters don't grow on trees when trying to crush infidels!
The N is a lie. No one likes the N.
And lo, may your moves be blessed.
And Bill Gates.
If any video game line fits Lou Albano, this is it:
YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!