Another Brentalfloss classic, submitted by Makin poring
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 5:58 PM
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Categories: Fashion Faux Pas, Mario Kart, Musical, NES, Nintendo, SNES, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, TV Shows, Video Clips · Leave a comment (107 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Inb4 this comic.
Gay.
If you were gay, it would be Okaay~
…Can a fungus even be gay?
Nintendo does have a thing with… how do I put it?
Unusual, maybe even disturbing, characters?
Tingle makes me cringe.
Then… is toadette a lesbian?
I thinks someone's going to make a pic about that…
Toad raping me. ;-;
Sure Toad may be gay, but he has one big secret that almost nobody knows.
Here is the link.
Prepare yourself…
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Toad-136…
If someone doesn't kill Brentalfloss in one hour, I'm blowing up a hospital. I shit you not.
In case you didn't go to youtube, here is the lyric that I got from the description of the video.
Have you met Toad?
Hes Princess Peach's PA
Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
He's very likely to be a big gay
(Big gay)
He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store
He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
(Gay gay gay gay gay)
He loves ballet
And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
He went to seminary
Link says hes a fairy for sure
(And Link knows his fairies)
On the other hand, he may just be metro
Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay
And if he's gay, we still would like
(Would like)
Would like
(Would like)
Him an-
(Him an-)
-y way!
That's my friend Toad,
So yeah he's definitely gay
It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
He says that hes bi, we're pretty sure its a lie,
But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"
I really dislike brentalfloss, but i do respect him for at least TRYING to be funny. so, i'm gonna 3/5 this.
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite?
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
Rainbow Road isn't just a race track, you know.
"I HAVE FURY!" -- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"Your lives that I spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" -- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"So! The fink-rats come at last!" -- Mario & Luigi" Superstar Saga
"I am waiting like an elevator." -- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"Red and green put the fog of rage in my eyes and my mind goes crazy!" -- Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"I WILL HAVE FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!" -- Mario & Luigi" Partners in Time
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"A WINNER IS YOU!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"I HAVE FAWFUL!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!" -- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!" -- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"I have… DARKNESS!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!" -- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
I think the above quotes are funnier. Fawful wins.
Is this why peach uses toad as defence in SSB =O
Falcon TOAD!
or, toaduken!
Peach used gay! I mean toad! It's super effective!
etc etc.
He's wearing a Velour vest and prances about like a kid in a candy store. I'm surprised nobody noticed it before.
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Link really does know his fairies!
…HEY! LISTEN!
Heeeeeey!!!
Heeeeeey!!!
"Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom man, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man.
Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom maan, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man!"
I always knew something was wrong with him…….
Don't bash me for copying Captain Obvious, but homosexuals are gay.
Well, there IS that one song where Bowser keeps bringing up KY…
hmm… im inclined to think this is false. Toad does tend to spend quit alot of time in peach's wizard sleeve
This video is gay.
This video is gay.
Since Shawn seems to be busy I'll post this just for the lolz
http://steffanic.deviantart.com/art/GM-81-Bullet-…
Plenty of people notice…we just don't make music vids about it
I'd tap that.