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FINALLY, I can tell you guys about the two new shirts for this fall! Check ’em out!

Pretty awesome, right? Not only that but I’m starting off the first run of the cool new Falcon Lunch shirts at a special discounted price! And if that weren’t crazy enough, you may even be able to find an ADDITIONAL discount by following Ninja-Bot on Twitter! HAVE I GONE INSANE? Quite possibly! Well at least we know which mental institution they’ll be sending me to in Gotham!

Oh and a quick shout out to my new pal Caldwell Tanner who put together the awesome Falcon Lunch design! Check out some of his other work here!

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[MERCH] FALCON ASYLUM?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2009 · 6:12 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(105 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)

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Taiho 86p · 810 weeks ago

Since we now have a Falcon shirt we need a Wolf temporary tattoo. So when we go shirtless we can let the world know that Wolf won't let us wear that.

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Daifuku 113p · 810 weeks ago

Damn...epic idea...maybe too epic. Eyes may burn from Halolzers going shirtless.

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mckillyoface 64p · 810 weeks ago

FUCK
Well, I guess it's time to go kill Leo...

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deleted2661867 79p · 810 weeks ago

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Get to 100 epeen first on Halolz, therefore winning the epeen race.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 810 weeks ago

...............................................................................
*Explodes after seeing 100 e-peen*

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

....Fuck, I'll get the wrench >_>

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TCC 105p · 809 weeks ago

I think it's still wedged into my robo-crotch... o.o

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

....*yanks out wrench taking robocrotch with it*

Wait a sec...this isn't a wrench!!!

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MexicanJuice 85p · 810 weeks ago

Bah. No Wolf tattoo will EVER be temporary. If you try to wash it off, he won't let you do that. Curse his cunning!

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deleted8824092 102p · 810 weeks ago

It depends if you want it or not. If you do, he can't let you wear that. If you don't, he can't let you wash that.

Now a member of the church of wolf (like me) has options.

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MexicanJuice 85p · 810 weeks ago

Damn, that LAWNCH looks delicious. It'd be ready to receive a serious Falcon MAWNCH!

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Simply DA 100p · 810 weeks ago

All we need is Paypal, and a shitload of cash, because the recession that's supposed to be over is getting on hold by our stupid president, therefore increasing the ammount of pesos X dollars. *sigh*

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 810 weeks ago

property prices fell down to the ground... and banks died... thats kind of hard to fix by any recognizable time frame

and i thought this recession is supposed to not end until 2011?

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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 810 weeks ago

lolchubbyfalcon

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Don · 810 weeks ago

Falcon shirt = DO WANT

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Vosur 92p · 810 weeks ago

Great... the Falcon Almighty has a church, a pub, and now a diner? If this keeps up, "wolfing down your food" may have a new twist as well since the anti-Falcon seems to be doing his best to keep up.

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Vosur 92p · 809 weeks ago

Might as well add that he was a Presidential nominee too...

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Daifuku 113p · 810 weeks ago

Can't let you hate those shirts!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 810 weeks ago

Woah woah woah! 100 e-peen? When did this happen? I had my money on Badonk!

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Daifuku 113p · 810 weeks ago

It happened about...5 hours ago.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 810 weeks ago

Wow.... does it go over 9000? I mean 100?

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Daifuku 113p · 810 weeks ago

If you click on the e-peen, Id says it at least goes up to 102. That's what they consider "Awesome"

I have yet to see someone with a 100 e-peen myself tho, so that says something.

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 810 weeks ago

GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to give up the Statue of Liberty I bought that fair and square from GM.....

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Link_09 69p · 810 weeks ago

Lol....

It seems like i'd be getting my 14 trillion bucks now...

TIEM TO FICKS TEH EKONOMI

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

Too late.

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MexicanJuice 85p · 810 weeks ago

ES MAS QUE CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

That's "It's over 100", for all you non-juicy fellers.

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

I'm juicy enough thank ya :B

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 810 weeks ago

i can't see the shirt on the site...

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Coodoo 93p · 810 weeks ago

Handyside, how are you able to sell shirts with Nintendo characters on them? Either way, this is good. Nintendo only seems to make shirts about classic NES games and stuff. Which is all well and good, but they need to open their eyes and make a "Do a barrel roll!" shirt or something.

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

Free Use clause of the Copyright Act.

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SentryGunner 76p · 810 weeks ago

Don't you know there is no such thing as copyright on the internet!

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Coodoo 93p · 810 weeks ago

I'm getting it. Not crazy about the color, but oh well. So you guys, PLEASE don't buy it. If I see someone else with this shirt I'm gonna be pissed.

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Daifuku 113p · 810 weeks ago

I'll be pimpin it in Afghanistan >:3

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Muderfull · 809 weeks ago

cool

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wooozy · 809 weeks ago

Bawww, why is there no white version for men? Well there's a supah large unisex one, but I'm medium. :[

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Warobaz · 810 weeks ago

"Show me tour MOOBS" would be greater ^^

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Happy · 810 weeks ago

W-wait, he eats a whole baguette for lunch?

Is this normal for everybody?

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Daifuku 113p · 809 weeks ago

Normalcy is overrated. Strive for the rediculous.

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MexicanJuice on October 8th, 2009 10:18 am

Damn, that LAWNCH looks delicious. It'd be ready to receive a serious Falcon MAWNCH!
Daifuku on October 8th, 2009 10:20 am

Can't let you hate those shirts!
Vosur on October 8th, 2009 10:26 am

Great… the Falcon Almighty has a church, a pub, and now a diner? If this keeps up, "wolfing down your food" may have a new twist as well since the anti-Falcon seems to be doing his best to keep up.
Taiho on October 8th, 2009 11:06 am

Since we now have a Falcon shirt we need a Wolf temporary tattoo. So when we go shirtless we can let the world know that Wolf won't let us wear that.
Don on October 8th, 2009 2:26 pm

Falcon shirt = DO WANT
kirbyownsyou97 on October 8th, 2009 7:15 pm

lolchubbyfalcon
Coodoo on October 8th, 2009 8:01 pm

I'm getting it. Not crazy about the color, but oh well. So you guys, PLEASE don't buy it. If I see someone else with this shirt I'm gonna be pissed.
codemaster525 on October 8th, 2009 8:04 pm

i can't see the shirt on the site…
Happy on October 8th, 2009 9:09 pm

W-wait, he eats a whole baguette for lunch?

Is this normal for everybody?
Warobaz on October 8th, 2009 10:25 pm

"Show me tour MOOBS" would be greater ^^
Coodoo on October 8th, 2009 10:41 pm

Handyside, how are you able to sell shirts with Nintendo characters on them? Either way, this is good. Nintendo only seems to make shirts about classic NES games and stuff. Which is all well and good, but they need to open their eyes and make a "Do a barrel roll!" shirt or something.
wooozy on October 9th, 2009 10:04 am

Bawww, why is there no white version for men? Well there's a supah large unisex one, but I'm medium. :[
Muderfull on October 11th, 2009 5:36 pm

cool

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