OPPORTUNITY - It only knocks once.

Cb-Greiga took advantage of this opportunity, but there is bound to be some blow-back!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2009 · 11:08 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (165 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
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Game & Watch, Lucky Day, Motivational, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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346 Responses to “OPPORTUNITY”

  1. Fission on September 27th, 2009 3:11 pm

    FIRST :3

  2. superAaronC on September 27th, 2009 3:34 pm

    just wait next thing you know we got 8 bit babys

  3. MassiveDamage on September 27th, 2009 3:40 pm

    You're walking in the street, randomly flashing people, then BAM! You get raped by some nymphomaniac.

  4. MassiveDamage on September 27th, 2009 3:40 pm

    You're walking in the street, randomly flashing people, then BAM! You get raped by some nymphomaniac.

  5. MrRaccoon on September 27th, 2009 3:54 pm

    BREAK THE TARGET!

  6. Techercizer on September 27th, 2009 3:59 pm

    IT'S A TRAP!

  7. Acrazymonke on September 27th, 2009 4:40 pm

    remember to yell suprize or its rape

  8. Cheat2Win on September 27th, 2009 4:56 pm

    For his sake, I sure hope he doesn't try and stick it in Peach's Bomber.

  9. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 5:53 pm

    Question, anyone else been having a problem with halolz for the last week? It crashes my firefox every so often O.o

  10. Roflcopter419 on September 27th, 2009 5:55 pm

    Alternate caption: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

  11. Gamegeneral on September 27th, 2009 6:01 pm

    He hits her weak spot….

  12. Techercizer on September 27th, 2009 6:41 pm

    Perhaps an saboteur is draining your constructions?

  13. Badonk on September 27th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Officer i swear it wasn't rape! I had my pecker out flashing random people on the street, you know something every 60 year old cell based polygon does, and out of the blue i look up and BAM! She falls on my floppy!
    She's the one who should go to jail… she has some kind of midget with a mushroom head stuck up her fun fold…

    *translated from*
    BEEP beep Beee Beep Beep bEEP beep eep BEEP!

  14. BlueChameleon on September 27th, 2009 7:41 pm

    I'm sick?
    You're the one that pulls Toad out of you vagIMMA FIRING MAH LAZAH!

  15. BlueChameleon on September 27th, 2009 7:41 pm

    I'm sick?
    You're the one that pulls Toad out of your vagIMMA FIRING MAH LAZAH!

  16. AuraMaster on September 27th, 2009 8:01 pm

    Looks like Game & Watch is saddling up the ol' baloney pony.

  17. Vosur on September 27th, 2009 8:17 pm

    This has been a message brought to you by Upskirts Dot Com…

    "Remember kids, don't forget to wear protection!"

  18. BurnoutSpartan on September 27th, 2009 4:19 pm

    Throw the rings on the bottles to win a prize!

    I love carnival games ;)

  19. BB93 on September 27th, 2009 8:28 pm

    Anyone else notice the tag Shawn put on this one? Lucky Shot…*shiver*

  20. Mike on September 27th, 2009 9:45 pm

    Remind me not to go on NWFC for Brawl anymore, if it means dealing with all the perverts

  21. Masterluigi452 on September 27th, 2009 10:44 pm

    The very first time when Mr. Game & Watch trying to masturbate…
    http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/30/masturbation/
    This time, it's not against the wall!

  22. kirbyownsyou97 on September 27th, 2009 10:46 pm

    am i the only one that thought of the car commercial when i read about opportunity.

  23. KM4N on September 27th, 2009 8:56 pm

    Lucky for Mr.Game & Watch, Peach is NOT a trap.

  24. jamesdh17 on September 28th, 2009 1:39 am

    Really game and watch? Going after 3D girls now? The 2D ones weren't good enough for you? Damit >_> *Picks up rocket launcher and prepares to destroy the second dimension.*

  25. Acrazymonke on September 28th, 2009 5:52 am

    yeah a short while oversees can do that to a man

  26. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 5:53 am

    hmm…touche

  27. Daifuku on September 28th, 2009 5:54 am

    He touched me…down there D:

  28. Acrazymonke on September 28th, 2009 5:55 am

    its starting to open up again

  29. oxymoron on September 28th, 2009 3:15 pm

    i gess the phrase busy hands are happy hands takes on a whole new meaning

  30. Badonk on September 29th, 2009 5:23 am

    Edit: 9000 year old scotch……….

    *drools*

  31. Exploderizer on September 29th, 2009 8:42 pm

    So do the police, but that's besides the point.

  32. AManWithACloak on May 15th, 2011 2:37 am

    "Oppurtunity knocks but once… and it don't come back no more!"

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