James Crawson actually lives near this pub! AWESOME.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2009 · 11:08 PM |
Categories: F-Zero, Nintendo, Party Time, Photo Op, Serious Business, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment () 107 Comments |
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I made a joke like this on the Falcon Luncheon pic…
And that guy's got a massive beer gut.
When it's not time to pray, IT'S TIME TO FALCON PARTY!
But not with that guy, Falcon Paunch is not aproved
The ONLY Falcon approved pub.
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up!
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!
Excuse me sir, but you just ran through 5 trees and a lamp post. Just how drunk are you?
FALCON DRUNK!
i think we found a location for HalolzCon!
Great another Nintendo character exposed as a drunk. Whats next, your gonna be saying that Mario's addicted to mushrooms?-Oh wait…..
Yo-hyes, Yo-hyes! A Captain's life for me!
Falcon……. PUB!
Does the Church of Falcon impose any restrictions on alcohol consumption? If so, this picture may very well conflict with Falcon doctrine.
Apparently they also have FALCON LITE!
This could only be cooler with a horde of Falcon cosplayers all yelling Show Me Yo Moves at each other.
i would like a FALCON PUNCH! with whisky, and keep 'em coming.
Proof that Great Falcon is Irish
Alcohol is an active ingredient in Falcon Brand Falcon Punch.
Drink responsibly.
Cant show urp… Drk it all
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK! SHOW ME YO RESTROOM!
Bartender: over there…
Falcon: FALCON HURL!
Bartender: would you like another drink Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: HYES!
Falcon Chaser!
The list of Falcon approved drinks served at this fine establishment are:
Falcon Punch (of course)
Bloody Falcon (Bloody Mary with Falcon Punch)
Blue Falcon Bomb (Irish Car Bomb with Falcon Punch)
Big Blue Iced Tea
Mute City Breeze (Apple juice, Falcon Punch, and Vodka)
And the ever popular Zippofalcons (Bacardi 151 on FIRE!!!)
That is the only place to get the true Falcon punch drink.
Falcon Punch Is their a little Falcon in you
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Now we must find a Wolf pub!
Your pub is good, but my pub has BEER NUTS!!!
Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters
Orange slices; garnish
Marashino cherries; garnish
Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters
Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
Holy crap, did you make that? What happened to Falcon Punch being a fruit Juice?
You forgot an ingredient.
1/2 cup blood of enemy
Please do not let him to drive…
It's gonna be messy if he drive his Blue Falcon in the grand prix after drinking…
You drink
You drive
You lose!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/06/you-drink-you-dr…
Bartender: Would you like a drink?
Cap. Faclon: HYES! FALCON SCOTCH!
Wolf pub? Why? Just so he can say: Can't let you get that Scotch on the rocks???
After she's had a couple of FALCON DRANKS Captain's gotta yell . . . Show me ya BOOBZ
awesome! i made this!!!!!
"Duuuuuude, bro…you're…you're *hic* cool to drive, right?"
"*HICUP* HYES!RGhrhgREHgHhHGLHLRGLLGl…"
"Brah, you're sohoho WASTED!"
As expected, this pic is over-rated for simply involving Falcon.
This site has gone to hell.
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