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Mama mia! Finally, a high-speed Hollywood racing movie I can get behind!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2009 · 2:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (190 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Watching this makes me want to make a movie. Maybe when I get to PAX I'll steal a camera and grab a Falcon cosplayer and make a movie of all the Falcon jokes. Or even better: a Wolf cosplayer. Follow him around Seattle not letting people do things!
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5 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Remember this, everyone. This is the only time you will see anyone miss with a blue shell.
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
four words:
PEACH. IN. A. BIKINI.

Falcon GROPE!
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
I give Peach's body a 8.5, mamma mia!
Unfortunately the face only gets a 4, oh no!

Also I desperately wanted Baby Mario to have the baby Mario voice and Mario to say Babies! (like Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time).
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4 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Waluigi went to Luigis' funeral?
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Wow.......

Im not usually speechless......

.....
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This video actually got mentioned on ESPN on Sports Nation. The hosts were fail, though, since they never played Mario Kart. The guy never heard of it, and yet he knew who Yoshi was.
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Why was Waluigi at Luigi's funeral? Did Wario just go too far?
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Luigi gets killed by Wario and Mario goes for a revenge by racing, Peach in bikini, blue shell fail, AND surprise appearance of Daisy as a MOVIE???
Oh I better order a ticket online when it does goes on sale.
In addition, Wario Land games will never be the same to me anymore...
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O_o

Huh....
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Its too bad Mario's career as a plumber didn't work out. At least he can fall back on his baseball, soccer, basketball, tennis, golf, and dancing careers.
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Did anyone watch the video it links to? Freaking hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JgVD21gAPQ&fe...
Is it a Rickroll? You'll never know...
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2 replies · active 816 weeks ago
Words can't describe how much I lol'd.
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Goodbye brain cells!
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Epic and awesome has reached a new level
"Luigi... LUIGUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! Mama mia!
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1 reply · active 816 weeks ago
The guy dressed as Wario freaks me out. xD
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Nobody loves poor Luigi...killing him off right from the start for Falcon's sake!
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3 replies · active 816 weeks ago
And yet the Blue Falcon could race circles around them. Know your place beneath the Captain, Mario.
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It's-a me, Mario!
*BLAM*
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*whispers* ~old
this was on Kotaku like a week ago.
here's a vid from the set of that trailer where Mario goes nuts
<a href="http://kotaku.com/5348960/mario-goes-all-christia..." target="_blank">http://kotaku.com/5348960/mario-goes-all-christia...
RORRE MA I
EDIT: Wario's a dick
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NovaMan XP · 817 weeks ago

That was awesome.
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I give Peach's body a 8.5, mamma mia!
Unfortunately the face only gets a 4, oh no!

Also I desperately wanted Baby Mario to have the baby Mario voice and Mario to say Babies! (I finished Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time a few months ago).
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Nobody loves poor Luigi...killing him off right from the start for falcon's sake!
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Uzumakikunai · 816 weeks ago

Lol, was Luigi's 'microphone' on the TV a remote control?
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To those saying Peach's face isn't that great, IMHO she's gorgeous but the faking-up of her hair to look more Peach-like detracts from her natural beauty (inevitable really)
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DominicanKing614 · 816 weeks ago

yeah see i agree with TheHawkEye .... ive been wondering why he was there for 1 ... and for 2 why bowser wasnt the main villian ... all wario ever does is go after money and cause mischief for mario ... think he went too far with that one .... shouldve been bowser ... oh well .. still a good video ... and as for peach in a bikini ... i agree with the earlier guy too lol ... great body ... but only an ok face lol
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The construction of those mascot suits is quite admirable...Oops, my nerd is showing :D
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I like that at the funeral they were wearing the 8-bit ties from thinkgeek.com ; that made me lol more than anything cuz I got my husband one of those for his birthday.
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