“AS THE BUSH BURNED ITSELF, THE VOICE OF THE FALCON SHOOK THE EARTH. GUIDE MY FOLLOWERS TO THE PROMISE LAND OF MUTE CITY, WHERE THEY SHALL SHOW ME THEIR MOVES”. MOSES ASKED: IS THIS WHAT YOU WISH MY LORD? ONCE MORE THE GROUND SHOOK. YES! -BOOK OF GORO 4:32 (YIE)

Badonk and Mr.Raccoon teamed up to make this epic Church of Falcon submission!
When will the Church of Falcon actually start up? Soon, now that we have a new server!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2009 · 7:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (322 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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241 Responses to “Church of Falcon – The Burning Bush”

  1. The Silent One on August 7th, 2009 11:36 pm

    Awesome.

    And what asshole keeps voting lower than 5 within seconds of a new picture? Dickhead.

  2. Badonk on August 7th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Oh and also here is a high Def version
    http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/YES-132528167

    And a Wallpaper of it
    http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/YES-wallpaper-13

  3. Mad Hatter on August 8th, 2009 12:28 am

    "Is that what you wish my Lord?"

    No Moses, he's just pulling your leg. The Falcon enjoys such pranks in addition to burying dinosaur fossils in the ground.

  4. BlueChameleon on August 8th, 2009 12:30 am

    That book of Goro must be pretty epic…

  5. Paiv on August 8th, 2009 12:42 am

    Oh god I can't stop laughing…it's so damn epic… I 5'd.

    YES!

  6. Nick Soapdish on August 8th, 2009 12:48 am

    Coming next: Noah has to build a giant Blue Falcon to save the animals from 40 days and 40 nights of Falcon punches.

  7. Leo058 on August 8th, 2009 12:49 am

    Soon… soon, our religion will be complete.

    YES!

  8. AreUExperienced on August 8th, 2009 12:53 am

    I think we need to create a "Church of Falcon" tag.

    We also need to give it a better name; how about "Falconianism" or something like that?

  9. Badonk on August 8th, 2009 1:04 am

    Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D

    If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon

    Our Falcon
    Who art in halolz
    awesome be thy moves
    Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
    on earth as it is in halolz
    give us this day our Falcon punch
    and show us your moves
    as we show our moves to those against us
    lead us not into mudkipz
    but deliver us from star wolf
    for thine is the coolness
    and the lolz
    and the glory
    for ever and ever
    Yes

    When turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.

  10. Badonk on August 8th, 2009 1:04 am

    Holy Shit Shawn worked fast today i just sent this in an hour ago :D

    If you wish to join the church of falcon you must first baptize thy self, do this my children by washing the grime from thy body's. Then recite the Prayer of the falcon

    Our Falcon
    Who art in halolz
    awesome be thy moves
    Thy meme has come, thy pose be done
    on earth as it is in halolz
    give us this day our Falcon punch
    and show us your moves
    as we show our moves to those against us
    lead us not into mudkipz
    but deliver us from star wolf
    for thine is the coolness
    and the lolz
    and the glory
    for ever and ever
    Yes

    Then turn to thy nearest fellow human being, and strike at them with the most holy of Falcon Punches.

  11. Xyonas on August 8th, 2009 1:07 am

    He saw their moves and he saw that they were good.

  12. Cheat2Win on August 8th, 2009 1:20 am

    The "YIE" hing was a nice touch.

  13. Cheat2Win on August 8th, 2009 1:20 am

    The "YIE" thing was a nice touch.

  14. Wiibejammin on August 8th, 2009 1:35 am

    Badonk AND Mr.Raccoon made this? The epicness of this is off the scale.

  15. ballzach77 on August 8th, 2009 1:48 am

    Members, it is time for the Call to Worship or the Call to Falcon:

    Leader: Oh Great Falcon, save us from all of the times we did not allow someone to do that.
    All: Save us Falcon!
    Leader: Forgive us, for when you tell us to show our moves, we do not.
    All: Save us Falcon!
    Leader: Give us the strength to stay away from the mudkipz and all other thing that don't please you.
    All: Save us Falcon!
    Leader: As as we go today, give us the power of the Falcon Punch as we spread the word of the mighty Falcon.
    All: YES!!!!

  16. Kbman on August 8th, 2009 2:38 am

    This is all so ridiculous… Dangerously Awesome, but still very ridiculous.

  17. mckillyoface on August 8th, 2009 12:02 am

    I can't think of enough words to say how epic this picture is.

    Also, PRAISE FALCON

  18. MrRaccoon on August 8th, 2009 4:20 am

    Man, I can't believe this one got posted the same day it was send! Goddamnit! :D
    YES! I'm the only one who can swear to him! >:)

  19. Masterluigi452 on August 8th, 2009 5:16 am

    You sir need to change avatar. Cpt. Falcon will never accept you into his church with that avatar.

  20. Badonk on August 8th, 2009 5:22 am

    Show your moves salute is right and proper

  21. Masterluigi452 on August 8th, 2009 5:23 am

    I'm working on a secret project that is related with Church of Cpt. Falcon.
    Don't worry, it won't appose our only god Cpt. Falcon.
    However, I am not good with Photoshop, so it will be hand drawn.
    Is it okay for Halolz??
    Comment!

  22. Masterluigi452 on August 8th, 2009 5:28 am

    Who the fuck is lowering the rate of this awsomness??
    This should be rated OVER 9000!!!
    FIND THOSE NON-BELIEVER AND FALCON PUNCH THEM 100 TIMES!!!

  23. Judgement on August 8th, 2009 5:30 am

    so who is the Messiah
    Falco or Kirby?

  24. Jackal Lantern on August 8th, 2009 5:54 am

    Where are the Wolfism submissions at? As a baby-eating, granny-punching disciple of darkness, I am distraught by the overall lack of support for evil here!

  25. Acrazymonke on August 8th, 2009 5:59 am

    yes as soon as we get our church of captain falcon tag

  26. Xyonas on August 8th, 2009 6:09 am

    But wait without the leek…Oh I see what you did there.

  27. AuraMaster on August 8th, 2009 2:51 am

    Song time!

    Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
    Won't you open the skies where thou art?
    I'll show you my moves
    I'll show you my moves

    Open the skies, Captain Falcon;
    Won't you open the skies where thou art?
    I'll show you my moves
    I'll show you my moves

    To see you Falcon Punching bums
    Leading on in Mute City's racetrack
    We cry "Yes!" out of our slums
    Wolf cannot stop you from doing that

    (repeat)

    Lyrics (c) AuraMaster

  28. jjenjr on August 8th, 2009 2:20 pm

    Its probably wolf being punted from the heavens.

  29. codemaster525 on August 8th, 2009 2:41 pm

    Wow, it seems that Badonk and Mr. Raccoon are the messengers of the great Falcon.

  30. Badonk on August 8th, 2009 10:58 am

    Judas

  31. Colonel_Obvious on August 8th, 2009 4:08 pm

    CAPTAIN FALCON IS A GOD!!!

    it must be gone for great lolz XD

  32. SentryGunner on August 8th, 2009 7:07 pm

    I think wolf may be intercepting some people that want to vote 5 and not letting them do that…

  33. MrRaccoon on August 8th, 2009 8:00 pm

    WIN XD

  34. Anon on August 8th, 2009 8:26 pm

    … Am I the only one who sees the glasses of the single most hot blooded person who ever lived on those bushes? Because I could see the Captain having the punch that pierces the heavens.

  35. Badonk on August 9th, 2009 2:27 am

    that is to say cue

  36. Anonymous on August 9th, 2009 8:26 pm

    200+ comments on a single page. O_o
    And ~175 replies.

  37. Sinister Minister on August 10th, 2009 6:56 am

    Yaaaaaaaaaaawn.

  38. and then Moses cried out in a loud voice: “SHOW ME YOUR MOVES”! : Halolz on August 15th, 2009 3:53 am

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