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New Airbag Workin Great!

Kshroom figured a little extra safety behind the wheel couldn’t hurt!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 29, 2009 · 1:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (161 votes, average: 2.94 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Xbox 360

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An airbag and a T-bag all in one!
What more could you ask for?
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5 replies · active 821 weeks ago
My dignity?
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we all know the mudkipz took that
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Aww crap... its a stick shift.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
i lol'd
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Um...uh...
I'll stick with my old airbag, thanks...
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I love the smell of cordite, napalm, rocket fumes, lasers, and a man's ass in the morning!
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
cordite burns suck...
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Heh heh, alllright...
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Face down ass up that's the way we like to...drive?
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That airbag has balls!
*meep meep*
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you forgot your seatbelt!!doesnt matter new airbag still work!
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The RED Airbag™: ASSuring that a car ASSident only gets one kill.

Also, is it just me, or have I been in a 69 for three months? :D
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Call me crazy, but I think you'd notice if you were in a 69 for that long. *da da tish!*
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Red's ass is all like "ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US."
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
BLUE TEAM, MAKE YOUR TIME.
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The new Warthog airbag: It deploys, then gives you the opportunity to 69 while driving.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
Don't forget the free teabags. ;D
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And the syphilis. Don't forget about the syphilis!
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Gonosiphiherpetitis Symplex C even
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This image is almost as disturbing as 4kids singing the national anthem.
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The Country made the airbags this way. It MAKES people be even MORE careful in driving so they dont get ass in their face. It's a win win situation. The Country gets safer roads, everyone else gets ass-less faces.
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Blu gives handjobs in exchange for saftey
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This airbag smells like ass...
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What you call a corpse, I call an Airbag!
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You know... for a site called "Halolz", I'm surprised at the low humor value in 90% of the Halo submissions.

Ah, well. The Halo engine doesn't give much freedom as far as posing goes.
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
You got a point... but Gimme Your Wallet is still pretty golden.
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Blue: Fuck! the airbag gave me pink eye!!!
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
You sure that's the worst he can from an assbag? I'd be worried it what happened afterward is the same thing with "DON'T EAT A POKEBALL." Submission.
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also, i would regret this if i didnt say it.

Red: i see you with my BROWN EYE!!!
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well, there's the mental scars of what red did afterwards...*shutters*
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Oh man, I love all the low ratings for Halo submissions on a site called Halolz.
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