That may seem like a good deal James Garsden, but I’m not entirely sure that it can actually be done!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 23, 2009 · 3:45 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Serious Business · Leave a comment (86 Comments) |
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86 Responses to “If you want your virginity back”
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
When are people going to run out of ideas based on Pokemon names? Regardless, I lol'd.
Instantly saved. That is priceless.
But can they return your pride and dignity? … I didn't think so.
Damn you old lady, Damn You!!!!
Gotta say, there have been none too few of these, but I think this one is the best.
AAAARRGG, THE MENTAL IMAGES BUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!
*brain bleach plz*
No.
thats how she gets ya… first she takes it… then when you want it back she puts a price on it… then she doesnt even give it back!
and then youre left in an empty room with your pants down and crying because youre poor now too
But I paid £1000 to lose it to you!
Can't let you do that, old lady!
567/1000
Ah, the daycare people… the masters of fiendish wordplay.
Wait a minute….which virginity? There are at least 3 available…
With pokemon, anything is possible!
BLARG! I thought of this Months ago and could never send a pic in >:(
……………………….How many times are we going to have to see 'If you want your ___ back" quotes??? Is nobody submitting anything better than these?
If you want your God back…
Actually for a girl hymen reattachment surgery is actually possible.
For a guy they just have to try and repress the memory of that fateful first time, although the memory does come back every once in a while…. *flashback*….wait… what are you doing…. no, don't touch me there!…..No Father Julian noooo!!!!!
I think I've seen this pic before.
But anyways, 4/5.
I didn't think the boyfriend one could be topped but would you look at that.
Halolz never ceases to amaze me.
You can have it back… IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
Pokemon is for kids!
Ugh…Who comes up with these anyway?
if you want your money back, it will cost $1000
if you want your freedom back, it will cost $1000
if you want your parents back, it will cost $1000
just giving a few ideas since i cant make any of these
Why did he leave it with that old lady in the first place o_0
*gives 1000*
Ok honey now how much to loose it again?
ahh i love the internetz
I would love to forget my first time…
buy now and you'll get this lovely GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!
I just noticed, there's a DS tag, but yet its one of the Gameboy Pokemon games.
Love the Serious Business tag there.
with so much money, i could lose 5 more virginities!
Uh…isn't it weird that it's an old lady telling him that?
so expensive to be born again
10 mil.?
Isn't the kid a bit young to be doing that sort of thing?
WHY NORMAN?!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND ALL YOUR TIME AT THE GYM, AND NEVER TAKING THE TIME TO GO FISHING WITH YOUR SON!!!