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“SWORD VAN”

Ah the sword van. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2009 · 11:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (337 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Backstab, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360

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It cost 1,000,000 dollars to drive this baby for 12 seconds. Price of gas still very high.
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As with the case of the DS, sometimes the code name can be the actual product.
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Wait, wouldn't it be called the Nintendo BS then? :D
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Zach The Maniac · 830 weeks ago

ZING!

-ZTM
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SWORD VAN IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
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The last panel alone makes this hilarious.

5/5
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He is heavy weapons guy....
and that, indeed, that is his weapon..
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Does Red team has Sword Van -> Yes -> RAGE QUIT!
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Yet another fine example of the wonderous things that can be produced with the power of Gmod. (is remeinded of the SCIENCE halol)

Also, engie's face at the end is priceless.
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Did the KC version come out first or did this?
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
KC version came first, I'm linking it as soon as I find it.
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Damnit the Red Team won't stop f**king over the Blu Team. First the Spy f**ks the Scout's mother.....and now...eww....
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2 replies · active 822 weeks ago
The van's totally like "BLOW ME, NOW, BITCH."
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Simple codename is simple.
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The last panel, I can actually hear the engineer screaming like in rayman's rabbid rabbits
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Engineers can't double-jump, BUT-THEY-CAN-DANCE!
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this....is.......WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just saw a drawn comic about this a few days ago. I can't remember where, since i pulled it out of google images :/
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Oh shit, this was one of KC Green's strips? I can't believe I missed it... I love his stuff!
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SHAWN! Give credit where credit is due. Put ze link of KC Green's comic's in the caption! NOAW!

God. I can't believe I just harassed Shawn Handyside. Mi sorry.

*kisses Shawn's toes*
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go get'em pyro! im sure that metal chassis is no match for fire!
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If that was all the spy could find out, he must not have been a very good spy at all!
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
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Caelun Niveus · 830 weeks ago

Probably had Pyros everywhere to keep it a secret.

"Many Bothan Spys died to bring us this information."
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ChitterChatter · 830 weeks ago

Heavy: "New weapon is good!"
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Hardboiled Lobster · 829 weeks ago

I hate sword vans
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Yeah, it's funny, but totally stolen from KC Green:

http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-tf2.gif

He really ought to be credited somewhere on this.
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@chitterchatter
Heavy:New weapon is good!
*Spy drops sapper*
Heavy/engi together:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111oneone11eleven11!!!![{Ps:Its like three in the morning so im dog tired right now}]
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
You...broke the text barrier...0_o
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If that was his tongue, then I would've....
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Doomwaffle · 830 weeks ago

WHO SINDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME????
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That spy shat bricks before his death due to the sheer amounts of domination; there's no other logical explanation.

I mean, just look at what the building is made of.
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Gamegeneral · 830 weeks ago

Engineer says "Whar id the isotope?"
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2 replies · active 830 weeks ago
Gordon Freechman says "UIt is been stoled!"
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SteelthewolfX · 830 weeks ago

Fighter would be proud.
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2 replies · active 700 weeks ago
What if we made van-chucks instead?
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SteelthewolfX · 830 weeks ago

HELL YES.
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I lol'd.
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this was stolen from 4chan's /v/ board, give them credit
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
4chan doesn't deserve to be treated fairly.
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old comic is old.
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