Hey zombies, you ever play roulette? Well Sir Atlas has one piece of advice: ALWAYS BET ON BLACK
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 7, 2009 · 4:57 PM |
Categories: Capcom, Dead Rising, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment () 32 Comments |
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FIRST
Yeah, so, I lol'd…
4/5'd :)
BEHOLD! I possess the magical wheel of destiny! I have seen the top of the mountain and lived as few men have dared to dream! You shall all bow before me and worship me like unto a GOD!
I'd bet on red, actually. *SPLAT!*
FIFTH
He is lucky. His prize was the roulette. That would go nicely on the wall in his zombie pad.
if atlas was scout then hed say bingo instead of bonk :D
And me..
You forgot…
The house always wins!
And our lucky protagonist here just beat the zombie to it as well!
sooooo…is there a new dead rising coming out or is this just some part of the first one that i missed? cuz i don't remember a casino at all and i rocked Dead Rising's face off from start to that horrible ending (and yes, i mean the real one)
"Hit me."
"Aww, don't be such a bad loser, here, have a consolation price"
By the way, why are replies being eated?
I can hear a *ding-ding* of a slot machine going off right as he hits it's head.
He bet double or nothing…I'm guessing he got nothing.
THIRTS
"Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well I do, and I hope your skull lands on 34 Red. *WHACK* Dammit! … 39 Black… lost another bet…"
o i c what you did thar shawn.
such a great movie
Isn't the correct quote just A Winner is You?
Also: I wouldn't reccomend betting on black. it might take a few decades before it lands on one.
Looks like that zombie's luck
*shades*
just ran out
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH