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TELEPORTS - BECAUSE THE HEAVY IS SLOWER THAN A RETARDED TURTLE

Luke McKinney implores all you engineers out there… please build those telepads!

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TELEPORTS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2009 · 12:13 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (166 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Depressing, Heavy Weapons, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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25 Responses to “TELEPORTS”

  1. yggdrasil325 on April 2nd, 2009 4:26 pm

    The retarded turtle stole my sandvich!

  2. NemesiZ on April 2nd, 2009 4:55 pm

    Hahahaha…. I dont get it!

  3. hughbert on April 2nd, 2009 5:10 pm

    HAHAH turdles

  4. FoxyMayo on April 2nd, 2009 6:21 pm

    The Heavy doesn't say "Engineer is credit to team!" without a reason, you know. Build them teleporters, Engies!

  5. Victoly on April 2nd, 2009 7:22 pm

    run heavy run!!

  6. WolvenGlory on April 2nd, 2009 8:02 pm

    It doesn't make sense when you haven't played the game.

  7. KurisuMurei on April 2nd, 2009 8:28 pm

    Fast. It's not for everyone.

  8. Stepha_T on April 2nd, 2009 9:08 pm

    is it me or the ground texture here is different from the one in game

  9. BlueChameleon on April 2nd, 2009 9:47 pm

    As soon as I saw this I thought:
    'John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle…'

  10. KingofRetards on April 3rd, 2009 3:08 am

    Now your thinking with portals.

  11. KingofRetards on April 3rd, 2009 3:08 am

    Now you're thinking with portals.

  12. SquirrelKing'sEditor on April 3rd, 2009 3:27 am

    …then the boss stopped laughing and John Freeman was suprise. The Spy bakstabed the evil boss with his nife and the boss fell over with the nif in his back. John Freeman said to the Spy, "He should have been cheking behind him for spys who were ther trying to kill him." And they laughed and went skiping really fast like the easter buny.

    All of sudden, John Freeman's back hurt really bad. He tried to turn around and look at it but his head couldnt turn that far. He saw the Spie had used stabbed his knife into John Freeman's back. John Freeman fell over and aksed "WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY????" The Spy looked in John Freemans eyes and said…

    "I never really was on your side."

  13. Taiho on April 3rd, 2009 9:32 am

    Too *GASP* many *WHEEZE* sandviches…

  14. DeathJam on April 3rd, 2009 5:04 pm

    Deuxieme win!

  15. MrRaccoon on April 3rd, 2009 6:51 pm

    He ain't the heavy for nothing

  16. Brasil on April 3rd, 2009 8:55 pm

    heh, that's why I build tele b4 my sentry ^^

  17. Jordstar on August 1st, 2009 6:11 pm

    If hes a retarted turtle,he'll either have a spasm and go faster or pretend hes a rocket ship.

    CAPTION ISNT CREDIT TO TEAM.

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