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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2009 · 8:38 PM
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Categories: Activision, Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, PC, Retro, Rockin' Out · Leave a comment (45 Comments) |
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Must…resist….urge…to…vote…1…despite…awesomeness…
Those where the good times…
Since I'm not in a good mood and there is no pink button, I'm gonna vote 2. Good idea though.
YOU HAVE DIED FROM DYSENTERY…..
AND LUPIS….
I lol'd heartily at this one.
This is made twice as awesome by the sheer coincidence that I just downloaded Zork yesterday. Got as far as having 90% of my inventory eaten by a troll.
> Play drum solo
SYNTAX ERROR
I like how at the bottom it said 'You see a blue circle' >'Press red button'.
Awesome.
The player keeps forgeting to strum the white bar.
Evitron beat me to it. We can already guess he won't be getting very many combos on this one.
Anyone played Street Fighter Text Version? I started a match a week ago, and by my estimate it'll be over tomorrow.
anyone else ever own a computer where these were the only games… and colors… available?
Exits are north, south and Dennis.
did someone notice at the bottom?
-you see a blue button
>press red button
LAWLS.
It was a good game, but I could never type my commands fast enough!
You see a Red Circle, a Blue Circle, and a Yellow Star
>Press ERd Circle,Blue Circle, amd Yellw Star!
damn…..
You can't get ye star power.
Unlocked new song:
Dragonforce, Through the Fire and the Flames
You see a red circle
press re-
you see a blue circle
pre-
you see a yellow circle
you see a red circle
…
You fail!
> Pointlessly press all the buttons before the song starts
Seriously, why does everybody do that? :P
>Try to impress GF
GF is not in your inventory.
You should see green, red, yellow, blue, and orange buttons.
>Try playing Through Fire and Flames now, bitch!
>Play Trogador.
You have been burninated.
I know this song called Trogdor, but not a song called Trogador that you speak of….nah, i'm just messin' with ya.
>play Through the Fire and Flames
Thine fingers burn with the white-hot intesity of a thousand suns
You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?
>play Raining Blood
pointless solo crits you for infinity
You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?
it's lupus
it's never lupus
It's never lupus.
The most funny thing is the ending "You see a blue circle." "Press red button."
you see a red circle
-press red button
you see LIGHTNINGS and some BLUE LIGHTS
-tilt guitar up
you activate STAR POWER.
you see a BLUE circle
-press blue button
you miss. probably because in STAR POWER, everything is turned BLUE, and the cirle was in the green fretline
you FAIL. try again/another song/quit
-QUIT