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Pyro - The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.

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Pyro



Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2009 · 10:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (298 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Heavy Weapons, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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49 Responses to “Pyro”

  1. XTrid92 on January 3rd, 2009 4:15 am

    w00t first.

  2. omgwtfbbq on January 3rd, 2009 4:36 am

    dammit, second, awesome pic, pyros ftw. in tf2 and real life :-D

  3. Kowlslaw on January 3rd, 2009 4:58 am

    Beautiful fire o.o

  4. Zink120 on January 3rd, 2009 5:05 am

    That caption seems really familiar. I'm sure I've seen it before, just without Pyro.
    Still awesome though, 4/5

  5. Zink120 on January 3rd, 2009 5:10 am

    That caption seems really familiar. I'm sure I've seen it before, just without Pyro.
    Still awesome though, 4/5
    EDIT: Found it! This guy's awesome :D
    http://thinkexist.com/quotation/the_very_existenc…

  6. Jake_the_Tank on January 3rd, 2009 5:40 am

    this has to be the most epic and most truthful quote ever.

  7. Zink120 on January 3rd, 2009 5:59 am

    Hey, this seem as good a place as any to post this.
    I just tried the random submission link and it doesn't seem to do anything. I'm using Safari.
    Could anyone else try it and let me know if it works for them, please? :)

  8. xGRiMx on January 3rd, 2009 6:04 am

    W+LMB (left mouse button)= pyro skill, but good picture though

  9. ConkerBirdy on January 3rd, 2009 6:48 am

    I salute to the Pyro

  10. Valdis M. on January 3rd, 2009 7:46 am

    "…then the army heard of them and came on over, 'We would like to buy 500,000 of these. We have some people that we would like to throw flame on. Give us 500,000 and paint them dark brown… we don't want anyone to see them!" George Carlin R.I.P.

  11. Exploderizer on January 3rd, 2009 8:12 am

    This was an Over 9000/5 , and I laughed so hard, I proceeded to yell out roflcopter so loud, the ground shook and cupcakes with carrots awesomed and bunions.
    Ow!
    Dane Bramage!

  12. Exploderizer on January 3rd, 2009 8:13 am

    This was an Over 9000/5 , and I laughed so hard, I proceeded to yell out roflcopter so loud, the ground shook and cupcakes with carrots awesomed and bunions.
    Ow!
    Dane Bramage!
    LOL SEIZURE

  13. Hirofox on January 3rd, 2009 8:22 am

    Er, all FasterFox does is send multiple requests for a site instead of one, which can get you temp or permabanned from some sites for request flooding. It also lags everyone else on your LAN (the effects are far worse on a wifi network) since it's like twenty computers all sending a request at once.

    Trust me. I've used it. Didn't help much (if any), and it got me cut off my local wifi for a few days for exceeded bandwidth. ._.

  14. Rikumelenium on January 3rd, 2009 9:31 am

    lmao and thats why we have the flare gun, yay xD

  15. Tanius on January 3rd, 2009 4:33 am

    I knew it was carlin by the third word.
    :D

  16. AquaLink on January 3rd, 2009 11:49 am

    only reason this is funny i because of the text.

    which is fine, because it's hilarious

  17. AquaLink on January 3rd, 2009 11:49 am

    only reason this is funny is because of the text.

    which is fine, because it's hilarious

  18. xZcrucifixZx on January 3rd, 2009 6:59 am

    the quote makes the picture. decent screen, but epic quote.4.5/5

  19. MasqueNoMercy on January 3rd, 2009 12:15 pm

    "It takes a certain kind'a lunatic to use a flamethrower… all I'm sayin'."

    http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/812/812177p1.html

  20. Onishii on January 4th, 2009 1:18 am

    I wouldn't say the picture is nice. It's just a Pyro flaming a demo.

    But then again, the quote is epic. I'm putting that on my MSN now. -flies-

    5/5 <3

  21. Fluffy on January 4th, 2009 2:21 am

    Quote is great pic not so much!

  22. Vabolo on January 3rd, 2009 10:39 pm

    How about taking Goldrush, then seperating it in four areas, seperated from the rest with ten-foot high electrical fences…..

  23. killercartoons on January 4th, 2009 2:49 am

    That actually makes a lot of sense….

  24. Joshy206 on January 4th, 2009 4:31 am

    It's one of those things that never occurs to you, but it really should.

    Like whenever you are killed in any game, you shout at the person who killed you/ the TV rather than actually preparing for respawn so you can actually rip their balls out through their throat like you threatened.

  25. MexicanJuice on January 4th, 2009 5:35 am

    Well, long distance is great and all, but how the hell am I supposed to do it close distance? Matches take too long, and lighters are too obvious.

  26. WolvenGlory on January 4th, 2009 7:10 am

    Picture is nothing special and the caption is too long to be funny.
    Quote would've been fine by itself but it's just not funny.
    1/5

  27. Kurt Cobrain on January 4th, 2009 7:28 am

    Is that… an Eddie Izzard quote? That reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine!

  28. Chris on January 4th, 2009 9:26 am

    You mean there's people that DON'T say that to themselves?

  29. Gamag3 on January 5th, 2009 2:09 am

    I guess he was tired of people makin fun of his inability to talk so he decided to buy a flame thrower :P

  30. ME AM I on January 11th, 2009 3:03 am

    Lol no one commented yet

  31. Crimshaid619 on January 12th, 2009 6:45 am

    I feel that this is an Epic Win for 2 reasons
    1.) TF2
    2.) George Carlin

  32. afs on January 15th, 2009 10:03 am

    way to rip off a dead comedian. classy.

  33. Max on September 15th, 2009 4:11 am

    George Carlin said something similar. See Napalm & Silly Putty page 81-82 under Some Like It Hot.

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