Oh that poor dog.
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The Discovery of Pokemon

Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 2, 2013 · 7:00 AM

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Gameboy, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Wild Animals

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Spencer 119p · 599 weeks ago

But then he found out later that his dog was fully EV trained, and knew Earthquake.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 599 weeks ago

His "dog" was actually a lv. 70 Stoutland.

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Vabolo 118p · 599 weeks ago

YOU FOOL, YOU BRING A CHARMANDER TO FACE THEIR ROCK ATTACKS?

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wolfpax181 92p · 599 weeks ago

A pikachu as well. This truly is the dark ages of Pokemon training.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 599 weeks ago

What's worse is that it's before the time of Metal Claw...

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Vabolo 118p · 599 weeks ago

Luckily for him, it's also the time before Stealth Rocks. These ones are quite obvious!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 599 weeks ago

To be fair, I once had a LVL 90-something Typhlosion that straight-up roasted rock types. Or was it water types? Fact is, it destroyed everything it fought.

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DeceptiveDRHOBO 67p · 599 weeks ago

Jerk used ROCK THROW, Player used BIDE

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Strike_low 75p · 599 weeks ago

So, that stone with red blood on it was the first Pokeball?

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MC Ninja 107p · 599 weeks ago

And that is why we throw rocks in the Safari Zone

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Doctor Rover 91p · 599 weeks ago

It's symbolic~

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Omnomynous 90p · 599 weeks ago

KAWW!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 599 weeks ago

I'm surprised it wasn't an Apricorn.

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PortalMan 86p · 599 weeks ago

So the first Pokemon fight was a one-sided Dog fight?

My feels....

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 599 weeks ago

Oh dude, you haven't seen a LEGIT pokémon battle till you've seen Pokémon Origins. Charmander squeals in pain. It's basically what your mother warned you about as a kid.

"Pokémon is about pitting animals against one another and teaches children to become advocates of cockfighting." -Anonymous Mother

Ah...so misguided...the 90s...good times...good times. Back then parents were worried that the games were Satanic and stuff...that they parodied and mocked the power of God and stuff...pretty bizarre claims. Now ironically, there's a God pokémon (Arceus) and nobody bats an eye.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 599 weeks ago

Well, Peta still bitches about it.

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Lost Hunter 69p · 599 weeks ago

They bitch about every damn thing, hell they even had a campaign for the Zerg. THE FUCKING ZERG!!!! Oh but god forbid that an animal ends up in a no kill shelter because they are SO evil. FUCK Peta....

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 599 weeks ago

We should protest PETA putting down animals just to piss them off.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 599 weeks ago

Nah. That would give them precisely what they want. Attention.

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PortalMan 86p · 599 weeks ago

We should just find a Panda and punch him in the face in front of their headquarters. I'll do it because I'm actually Satan.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 599 weeks ago

Hmmm... Satan vs. a panda. You have my attention, o Lord of Darkness.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 599 weeks ago

Hey if you want to get mauled by a panda be my guest. Personally I would punt puppies with threatening notes attached to them through their windows.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 599 weeks ago

LOL they pulled a team Plasma in essence.

On a somewhat related note, PETA harassed Ubisoft for having whaling in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (awesome game by the way), so I got more interested in the game and now I can't stop playing lol. I killed a white whale (it's a social thing too, like all of your friends will see the whale in the exact same spot in their games when you stumble across one), and I felt like Captain Ahab (Moby Dick) trying to nail the giant. IT'S SO HARD TO NAIL. ESPECIALLY DURING A STORM. CAN'T SEE WHITE WHEN EVERYTHING IS NAVY FREAKING BLUE (One would think since a whale is massive, you've got a big target but man that thing's tail is brutal on your boat.

Also, beware the whale...it occasionally pops up RIGHT UNDER YOUR BOAT. Cheeky bastard made me nearly wet myself...

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PortalMan 86p · 599 weeks ago

So PETA in a way, advertised for Ubisoft, FOR FREE. THEY ARE HELPING THE INDUSTRY!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 599 weeks ago

Not sure if this is the very first professor (that precedes all others cause his name appears to be Fir) or if it's Samuel Oak, the one we all know and love, who merely changed his name legally later.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 599 weeks ago

And thus the extinction of modern animals begun.

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 599 weeks ago

Michael Vick: The Early Years.

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PortalMan 86p · 599 weeks ago

So he had a reverse Micheal Jackson operation.

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dope92 94p · 599 weeks ago

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DeceptiveDRHOBO 67p · 598 weeks ago

My lvl 2 puppy knows bite, tackle, and WATER GUN all over my damn floor!

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blargenth 93p · 599 weeks ago

I kind of skim comics before I read the text... and when I saw the bloody rock at the end all I could think of was. "OH GREAT, Another animal abuse joke!" But then I read it and was marginally surprised.... except for the dog....

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anaroser2015 41p · 456 weeks ago

The comic is quite rocking. I am in agreement that he never wins at anything, what a loser. By the way, I havefully enjoyed the comic. I love the comic. Thank you so much for sharing this interesting comic. pokemongo guide

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Strike_low on November 2nd, 2013 7:49 am

So, that stone with red blood on it was the first Pokeball?
Jimmy on November 2nd, 2013 9:22 am

Not sure if this is the very first professor (that precedes all others cause his name appears to be Fir) or if it's Samuel Oak, the one we all know and love, who merely changed his name legally later.
Arch_Evil_Angel on November 2nd, 2013 10:31 am

Michael Vick: The Early Years.
Vabolo on November 2nd, 2013 10:49 am

YOU FOOL, YOU BRING A CHARMANDER TO FACE THEIR ROCK ATTACKS?
Alpar on November 2nd, 2013 10:51 am

But then he found out later that his dog was fully EV trained, and knew Earthquake.
PortalMan on November 2nd, 2013 12:00 pm

So the first Pokemon fight was a one-sided Dog fight?

My feels….
DeceptiveDRHOBO on November 2nd, 2013 12:07 pm

Jerk used ROCK THROW, Player used BIDE
dope92 on November 3rd, 2013 12:57 am

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Soul Eater 676 on November 3rd, 2013 12:59 am

And thus the extinction of modern animals begun.
blargenth on November 3rd, 2013 2:53 am

I kind of skim comics before I read the text… and when I saw the bloody rock at the end all I could think of was. "OH GREAT, Another animal abuse joke!" But then I read it and was marginally surprised…. except for the dog….
anaroser2015 on July 27th, 2016 4:47 am

The comic is quite rocking. I am in agreement that he never wins at anything, what a loser. By the way, I havefully enjoyed the comic. I love the comic. Thank you so much for sharing this interesting comic. pokemongo guide